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F is For Family

A netflix original where Frank Murphy constantly threatens to put his dumbass kids through that fuckin wall.
Kevin: Dad I got an F on my reports card. Frank: I swear to fucking god kevin I didn't almost bleed out Korea for you to get an F im gonna put you through that fuckin wall. That's what F is For Family is about
by Frank Fuckin Murphy January 24, 2020
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family reunion

A euphemism for winding up back inside since prison has provided some with the only family they will ever have.
My sentencing is scheduled for tomorrow and I suspect I will wind up having another family reunion as a result.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019
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Modern Family

A TV show about a family.

Jay, and old rich man, is married to a young, Colombian woman named Gloria. Gloria has her own son named Manny. (Jay would be Manny's step-father)

Jay does have two kids if his own: Claire and Mitchell.

Claire is married to a real-estate agent named Phil. Claire and Phil have three kids: Haley- the oldest. Alex (girl) is smarter than Haley and Luke- the youngest who is quite dumb like Phil.

Mitchell is gay and has a partner named Cameron. Now, obviously, since they are both men, they can't have their own child. So the adopted a Vietnamese baby named Lily (she's about 5+ now)
Kid: Did you catch that episode of Modern Family last night!

Kid 2: YES! It was awesome- Cameron is totally my favorite!
by CriminalMinds01 July 9, 2014
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family night faded

The perfect level of buzz. Drunk enough to have fun even at a family reunion but not drunk enough to tell a rando that you would love to paint them green and spank them like a bad avacado
Friend 1: I want to drink, but I have to drive tonight

Friend 2: just get family night faded, you'll be fine
by FamilyKnightFaded March 30, 2015
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Instant Family

A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is particularly with a single mother. See baby momma.
Person 1: "Did you hear? Chris moved in with Jessica and her kid."
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"
by Penix January 19, 2009
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family bathroom

Where teenagers go to hook up and have sex when they have no where else to go.

Found in malls, movie theatres, or other public places.

Typically not the classiest place to get it on.
Did you hear? They lost it, family bathroom style.
by hi9853 September 24, 2008
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Tokio Hotel Family

A group of Tokio Hotel fans, mainly on Yahoo!Answers, who love the German Band Tokio Hotel.

The 'Tokio Hotel Family' mainly share news, polls and surveys and opinions about the band.

Mainly being girls, they talk about the amazing smexyness of Bill, Tom, Georg and Gustav, leaving out male members of the Tokio Hotel Family.
▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►=D TH◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌: I love TH! Bill is so cute!

CallistoIsInDollaBillsCloset: Me too I love him!

DOLLA BILL IS IN CALISTOS CLOSET: I'm a guy...

▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►=D TH◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌: How come you're the only guy in the Tokio Hotel Family?
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