Orgy For One

When you Invite a lot of Girls to an orgy but they give you lots of excuses for why the cant come so you end up masturbating instead but its not just masturbation its an orgy for one

Person 1: Hey dude I just had an orgy
Person 2: How many girls where there?
Person 1: It was just me It was an orgy for one

by MrMrMRCock May 22, 2018

orgy for one

A sesion of masturbation equivalent to the amount of sex one would experience at an orgy.

Dude, my junk is still sore from the orgy for one I had last night.

by Broseus June 5, 2018

In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying

In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying

In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

I'll order a pizza and pay for it

What you tell a girl that doesn't like you. But you can't take a hint so you offer a pizza.

Boy:"Hey do you want to hang out Thursday? I'll order a pizza and pay for it!"

Girl: ummmmm sorry I have other plans...

by Riley212 July 11, 2016

are you ready for ze new world order?

are you ready for ze new world order?

Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Hahahahahahaha!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
World Economic Forum twenty twenty-three!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You vill own nothing und be happy!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You have given all of your power to me!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Because you are too afraid to live free!
Zis is Klaus Schwab und I'm here to say
You must give more of your rights away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
For ze real pandemic: humanity!
Ve must prepare for an angrier world
As agenda twenty-thirty is unfurled
You vill eat ze bugs, living in ze Metaverse
You vill comply, und it vill get worse!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
No more human rights or borders
Ve own you, yours sons, und daughters
Und we've trained you to support us!
Ve make ze problems, then blame you!
For ze damage from everything ve do
Ze conspiracy theories are coming true
Und if you don't stop us, you're screwed!
Davos
Ve are here
Ze agenda is quite clear!
Ve vill make you live in fear!
You are ze puppet
Und I'm ze puppeteer!
Mwhahahahahaha!

by newworldorder2025 November 7, 2025

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Draculayu Makes Sending And Receiving Oral Sexual Intercourse Too Impromptu for draculayU

Draculayu Makes Sending And Receiving Oral Sexual Intercourse Too Impromptu for draculayU

Draculayu Makes Sending And Receiving Oral Sexual Intercourse Too Impromptu for draculayU

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025