Jizz Foot

Also a name for a young boy who loves to blow his load into a fresh pair of socks.

Kid in the hall: Hey look at that jizz foot

by Joshua Ashing April 29, 2010

foot wine

A catch-all term for low-end, mass-produced wines that often feature feet or footwear on the label.

Prominent examples include Flip Flop and Barefoot, but the term can apply to similar brands even if an actual foot is not depicted or overtly mentioned.

We went to the gas station looking for a 1995 Bordeaux to bring to the dinner party, but all they had was foot wine so we ended up with this one with a high-heeled shoe on the label. Bon appetit.

by the_shoegazer October 29, 2017

footbubbular

Cool, but for shoes

Those shoes are pretty footbubbular

by Footbubbular March 28, 2023

Favata Football

Favata Football is the process and action of playing football with the legendary Anthony Favata. He is the quarterback of the team and is very passionate. In the huddle he calls the plays with immense passion and when he throws a bad pass he gets very angry at himself. He will always have his teammates' back even if they are arguing. On one specific play, one of favata's teammates was pushed down illegally. The man the myth the legend, Anthony Favata himself ran up to the ref and yelled at him. Favata football has consisted of almost multiple ejections of Anthony Favata because he stands up for his teammates and tells the ref how hes feeling. He shows his leadership by defending his teammates. Quarterback Anthony Favata takes his game very seriously and is also a master at the rock paper scissors which takes the place of a coin toss. The man the myth the legend always wins at this. Many times he just shows up doesnt even look, and says "we'll take ball" before the opponent has even finished their hand formation and somehow every time Favata wins.

*Favata Football Game*

Anthony Favata: Alright listen up, were running play 4.

*snaps the ball*
*overthrows a little bit*
Anthony Favata: SHIT!! FUCK!!!

Teammate 1: Oh Shoot! Yo Favata let me QB this play!

Anthony Favata: Nah I got this. Alright we'll run 1 now.

Teammate 2: Alright Favata!

*runs down field, before ball is even thrown he is thrown on the ground, no flag from refs*

*Favata runs up*

Anthony Favata: EY!! REF!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!! YOURE NOT GONNA CALL ANYTHING! HE THREW DOWN MY FRIEND, THATS NOT INTERFERENCE!!!?? FUCK THAT! THATS BS!!

Teammate 1: Yo Favata, thanks for havin my back

Ref 1: I didnt see anything

Anthony Favata: THIS IS FLAG FOOTBALL!! ARE YOU KIDDING!! AND IF IT WAS TACKLE THAT STILL WOULD HAVE BEEN INTERFERENCE!!!

Ref 1: Sir! You need to calm down!

Anthony Favata: YO!! WHAT THE FUCK!! HE GOT THROWN DOWN!!

Teammate 2: EY! Ref he threw me down thats definitely a flag

Ref 2: Play on!

Anthony Favata: WOW!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME!!

*the team looks at the refs in disgust*
*In the Huddle*

Anthony Favata: Alright were gonna run 3 now

*throws the ball*

*Teammate 1 catches it and scores*

Teammate 2: Oh Shoot! Teammate 1 scored!!

Anthony Favata: YEA!!!!

by Favatafootballfan147 December 23, 2013

Allahu Akbarian feet clapping foot slap

Arabian Muslim version of footstep.

Guy1: Where the hell are my panties?!
Guy2: Probably the Arab Muslim neighbor next door stole them, I heard some Allahu Akbarian feet clapping foot slaps midnight but I thought it was just you stroking your cock with a banana peel as usual.

by clearance888 July 7, 2018

Football Twitter

A popular sub-section of Twitter which involves accounts solely tweeting about football. Your starter level FT account reps a player with a cringey @ and replies “dub” to every big account to try get an ounce of attention because their parents don’t love them. Others try and mock real life tragedies and fake illnesses to get attention which usually ends in them getting their address exposed. FT when football is on is bad enough, as people constantly steal tweets and tweet “unpopular football opinions” that everyone agrees with to get likes. Arguments over football are won from the most amounts of “W” comments they have under them. These lot are obsessed with likes and retweets. When no football is on, FT is even more toxic and should be avoided at all costs, unless you want your timeline flooded with “nOnCE eXpoSEd” threads, LiveLeak videos and a naked man dancing to football anthems.

“What are you looking at on Football Twitter”

“SaucySalah11 said I was a nonce”

by DreamDraw34 April 20, 2019

Two Foot Tony

When surfing, a person who is able to go from the prone position to their feet without going to a knee first.

Get a load of Two Foot Tony over there, he makes it look so easy. It's a shame that I am a One Knee Noni.

by YaboiJmoon February 15, 2020