Flu-job

When a man is too sick for sex and only has the energy to lie there and get a blow job.

C: Dude, you feeling okay?

J: Yea bro. My girl brought some soup over and then I gave her some soup of my own.

C: WTF?

J: Flu-job.

C: Legit!

by BFC2268 March 1, 2011

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flu dick

When a girl who’s sick is giving you head, then she sneezes all over you. You got the flu dick..

Yo bro she was giving me the mean neck! she told me she was sick but i was like fuck it. She dead ass sneezed maddd snot on me while my dick was in her mouth, broo she gave me that flu dick..

by Sirmontoya January 31, 2018

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flu-de-flu

a term used in a brass band for lack of articulation

mrs bird - “it need to be less flu-de-flu guys”

by selbinator October 24, 2019

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While having sex doggy style, the person doing the jack hammering chugs a gallon of milk. The gyration of the body with the souring of the milk in the stomach will induce vomiting. This will need to be timed perfectly with ejaculation. While the shot goes inside of the vagina, the flu like vomit goes all over the back.

"Last night i gave my girl a flu shot and i dont think that she liked me cumming inside her or my puke on her back."

by Johnson1981 June 29, 2016

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