fix yo face

Response immediately given to one who is mean muggin you or if you receive a mean ass look.
Also used in retort to an ugly face, demeanor, or appearence.

"Yo bitch! You best fix yo face! Or I'll be fixin it for you!"

by S.E. Girls March 26, 2008

Fix-Fic

A new term describing a FanFic that has been written to alter or 'fix' the original works.

Usually it concerns things in a certain book/film/series etc that didn't work or the author didnt want to happen.

Alot of Torchwood enthusiasts have recently been doing this with the 3rd series - Children of Earth. To avoid/change certain events that happened, most likely in episodes 4 and 5.
Alot of debate has gone on concerning the writings for this series and the uproar suggests more of a fix-fic rather than fan-fic.

by PartumAnimas July 30, 2009

fix someone's wagon

to punish someone by striking or hitting them

I'll fix that bastard's wagon in the end. (example of fix someone's wagon)

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2012

fix it jesus

when someone is doing something so shameful/extra that you need Jesus to fix it for you because it has become too much. or when something foul has happened and only Jesus can help. made famous by Phaedra Parks from the real housewives of Atlanta.

teacher: "I'm assigning you an essay and a project due the day you come back from winter break"
me: "fix it Jesus

or
person #1: "this guy in my class who I've never talked to before just came up to me and told me my mom was a MILF!
person #2: fix it jesus, that is so strange!

by poopemoji January 13, 2016

Fix yo' weave

1) An observation: said to someone who is getting all up in your face over some trivial matter.

2) An exclamation: used to indicate someone is offending your sensibilities, or mightily trying your patience.

3) A warning: said to indicate that someone is pushing an issue to uncomfortable limits to which you do not want to "go", and to invite them to know their place.

Particularily amusing when said to men with short or no hair, for the incongruity of it all.

Often suffixed with "bitch", to top it off nicely.

"You've been on my ass all day about this. Time to fix yo' weave, bitch!"

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

fix barricades

Non-literal term used to describe a situation where the subject is reluctant to perform a specific task.

"I was trying to spank off but ma kept making me fix barricades."

by PastaJerkOff May 28, 2008

fix his radio

When a girl gives a large man a blowy and/or a handy, depending on the girls mood, in the parking lot of a church. She may even sit on his face.

Brendan saw A Russian female fix his radio after the football game.

by Swedishmeatball69 January 5, 2017