Fibromyalgia

Fibromyalgia is codified bitchiness.

As a woman, I can have fibromyalgia, and so can be a ridiculous bitch. As a male, you can't, and don't.

by modelguy July 4, 2016

fibromangina

This is the male version of fibromyalgia. This is a medical condition that causes males (Grown Men) to whine and complain like little bitches. It is easily recognizable, a typical flare up of fibromangina may include complaints of non visible pains, explanations of how the patient has experienced or is going through unspeakable difficult times that you just can't imagine or how he was wronged at work just to name a few. Studies have shown that there is reason to be alarmed due to the rising numbers of effected males over the last 10 or so years. The research has not found a cure, but there is promise of slowing down the spread of this condition by regular smacks in the face and plenty of kicks in the ass of younger growing males.

co-worker 1 >>> "I can't deal with that little bitch Jacob any more, all he does is fucking whine about shit all day"

co-worker 2 >>> " Dude, give the kid a break, he's just been diagnosed with fibromangina. That shit really mess's with you. I heard it can eventually causes you to grow tits if you don't get a grip on it".

by Moral Oral October 10, 2013

Fascistic Fibrosis

A mental illness typically spread through liberal media and democratic politicians. Symptoms include but are not limited to: favoring or enforcing strict obedience to authority, especially that of the government, at the expense of personal freedom through use of violence, gas lighting, or false allegations to get innocent people fired, impeached, or imprisoned. Other symptoms include calling everything you disagree with racist, posting ACAB on your social media, burning down a city for "justice". It's typical for sufferers of Fascistic Fibrosis to project their own fascism, racism and sexism onto others.

Known cures: none

Treatments: swift kick in the ass, realization of their terrible decisions after its too late.

Known super spreaders: social media influences, democratic politicians, antifa, and blm.

Man I think Joe Biden caught Fascistic Fibrosis from Kamala Harris. Wasn't he supposed to be moderate and bring us together?

by just-call-me-deep-throat July 26, 2021

Fibromyassgia

The new word for Hypochondria.

He's got Fibromyassgia and a touch of Affluenza.

by Joe0403 August 25, 2011

fibromyalergies

A bullshit illness that is used as an excuse to make up for a lack of work on the part of the sufferer.

I was going to do my job but my fibromyalergies was acting up.

by MyAlergies July 21, 2007

Fibromyalgia

A disease that can be proved by brain scan, for lesions in brain caused by inflammation. Including a suvey of a group of points of pain common in every person with Fibromyalgia.

Fibromyalgia causes a myriad of problems ( which causes many people to falsely accuse them of being a hypochondriac) widespread pain, inflammation, irritable bowel, debilitating fatigue, also joint, tendon and muscle problems and tightness, nerve issues, hypersensitivity, anxiety, hypothyroidism or hyperthyroidism ....etc

Many fibromyalgia patients also say they have good and bad days. Good days they might be able to accomplish more, bad days can be a range of severe joint and body pain to needing to be on bed rest. Many people eventually need to go on disability for being unable to keep up with their lives due to severe fatigue and pain.

Many life altering changes are needed to get some relief for most patients. For some certain clothes may hurt, so a complete wardrobe purchase also not being able to wear yours again. Then finding something to use in its place. This is just one small instance. It will literally change every aspect of someones life. From a ballerina that cant dance anymore to a banker that can't balance their own checkbook from fibro-fog.

Some well known celebrities with Fibromyalgia.
-Morgan Freeman
-Lady Gaga
-Sineado Conner
-Janeane Garofalo
-Susan Flannery
Sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/10/161017111159.html

"I am in debilitating pain from my Fibromyalgia symptoms today."

by Bnreal June 7, 2020

fibronic irrigation

fibronic irrigation:

flossing out the undercarriage by consuming mass quantities of fiber and passing the massive chunks rectally. this may be followed by a yogurt enema.

I may not be a doctor, but I play one on tv; therefore I can prescribe a full fibronic irrigation to loosen up your innards with gusto. you'll be blowing pooberry stew in no time! just 5 bowls of horkins fiber chunks will have you dunking dunks in no time!

by thespecialedge February 22, 2011