Exaggerated compliments people make about a person who has just died. He may have been a horrible person in life, but you can bet that almost everyone will have great things to say about this person as he lies in his coffin.
"Yes, Joe was killed in the act of trying to rob a bank; yes, he was armed, and threatened to kill the teller; but just think what a good son he was to his mom! Remember how he went out on a snowy night to get her cold medicine? Joe will really be missed for the kind things he did."
"Yes, Joe always meant well. He just wanted the money to buy a birthday present for his grandma. What a caring young man he was".
Thoughts of the minister who is about to deliver the eulogy: "Boy, I've never heard such Funeral Fibs in my life!"
"Yes, Joe always meant well. He just wanted the money to buy a birthday present for his grandma. What a caring young man he was".
Thoughts of the minister who is about to deliver the eulogy: "Boy, I've never heard such Funeral Fibs in my life!"
by SensualOne March 28, 2012
Get the Funeral Fibsmug. by B Geezy February 4, 2007
Get the FIB PABmug. Billy told Emily a little Dick Fib so he could get her in the sack. Shit, he figured she wouldn't see it anyway.
by buddy-doo February 8, 2009
Get the Dick Fibmug. "I hate dogs, and I'm allergic to cats; however, I need a job so bad I fib applied at PETCO."
"I can't fib apply at UPS. They can tell by looking at me that picking up packages over 30lbs doesn't come naturally."
"I can't fib apply at UPS. They can tell by looking at me that picking up packages over 30lbs doesn't come naturally."
by righteousskin2 October 27, 2009
Get the Fib Applymug. An area where multiple Fibonacci levels plotted from different trends/timeframes are in close proximity to one another when charting an equity or index.
There is fib confluence here on my chart - The stock should have strong support at this level.
Of note: The word convergence is often used by noobs and Canadians when in fact they mean to say Confluence
Of note: The word convergence is often used by noobs and Canadians when in fact they mean to say Confluence
by MavMoney December 13, 2018
Get the Fib Confluencemug. Fad: a phenomenon that becomes popular for a very short time.
Fibs: lies, especially ones that are more or less inconsequential.
Fad Fibs: lies that becomes popular
Fibs: lies, especially ones that are more or less inconsequential.
Fad Fibs: lies that becomes popular
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com December 25, 2012
Get the Fad Fibsmug. To lie on facebook status' update, similier to vouge lies, in an attempt to appear cooler than someone else.
Fibber- "Just got back from the oval office, Barry is so funny!"
Witness- "Look at this chump, everyone knows he never met the president. What a facebook fib."
Witness- "Look at this chump, everyone knows he never met the president. What a facebook fib."
by craffffffffftz October 21, 2010
Get the Facebook Fibmug.