in vino fertilisation

Pregnancy as the result of large quantities of alcohol.

Our son was the result of in vino fertilisation; we were incredibly drunk and forgot to use a condom.

After Callum rejected the idea of having any more children, Molly got him shit-faced and performed an in vino fertilisation.

by aligateronline August 9, 2010

Fertilizer

Shit (literally) that you use to grow plants. Sometimes, it can really help your garden grow.

~Guy walks into garden with fertilizer in it~

"Man, it smells like shit!"

by lunar shadows August 11, 2004

fertilize your grass

When referring to flirting or bagging someone you like.

Sue: I really wanna talk to him
Bob: Come on Sue go fertilize your grass

by Mexicanjeww June 22, 2011

Ferality

A person's willingness to give in to their baser instincts; the opposite of civility.

Person A: Bob got in a fight the other day and bit the other guy.

Person B: Wow, I didn't know Bob could show such ferality.

by Jimmithon September 14, 2014

futility

An extremely unintelligent attention whore who enjoys posting radical, unsupported claims on internet fora, then insulting anyone who dares disagree. Sometimes a troll. Frequents www.penny-arcade.com/forums. Takes offense to having his name capitalized.

futility is such troll. Why won't he just give up and die?

by Jake V July 29, 2008

fertilized human egg

the new form of child pornography...

You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!

aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."

by spiker369 March 5, 2009

exercise in futility

When parts of your body are still jiggling long after you have stopped running.

Jennifer was the only one in the gym who considered her workout to be an exercise in futility, since the men all appreciated that her boobs were still bouncing long after she got off the treadmill.

by leroywaggle June 14, 2011