Faecalise

the expulsion of fecal matter from the body after digestion

yo dude! I'll be over in 10 minutes, I just need to quickly faecalise

by Fabiene Petit July 29, 2011

Faecalproctosphincterstimulation

The act of defecating into a food bag, freezing contents and using frozen faeces as a stimulating sex object for the sphincter and beyond. Also known as poo plugging or hypoturdslammimg. Popular in Turdistan and similar backward eaters.
Not recommended in hot climates and unsuitable to reheat to re eat.
This act can be performed solo, or in group formations. Extra care must be taken when warming occurs as floor spotting may be slippery.
Variations of this act have been known to take place on every incontinent in the world.

Turd world countries are extremely susceptible to acts known as poonani pressing. This act is performed to tighten vaginal cavities on older poober divers.

Example: Tania, have you ever tried a guinesshit popsicle for Faecalproctosphincterstimulation?

No
I have something new for you to try.I know you love to recycle and this is is how to recycle waste products in a ozone friendly and green/brown way. It reduces your carbon footprint and reduces the risk of anorexia nevosa by butt chugging guiness flavturd posicles. helping you to keep cool at the pool.
"You only get an OOOOOOOH with a fresh frozen poo!"

by freakish March 11, 2014

faecilange

A man, woman, or child who eats human or animal faeces for nourishment or pleasure.

The lost child had to live as a faecilange before he was rescued by the park ranger

by Jacob Williamson December 19, 2002

Faecke

Probably one of the most decorated last names in the history of the world. Any Faecke who walks the face of this earth shall be praised upon like a god.

Josh Faecke is the most amazing person in the entire world and is awesome at everything.

by Faecke October 16, 2008

faecophagous

feeding on faeces. Also spelt fecophagous.

Some insects are faecophagous.

by uttam maharjan July 11, 2011

Faecilicious

- Adjective

Full of shit.

Can mean this in either the literal or the figurative sense.

Jason, in his bungling attempt to siphon diesel from someone's RV, inadvertently got a mouthful of faecilicious liquid instead

To everyone's lasting disgust, William discovered too late as he ruptured the nondescript pipe that it was in fact faecilicious, and in active use

Michael's faecilicious expression exposed his utterance for the contemptible lie that it was

by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017

Faeces Facial

A kinky sexual ritual where one specimen shits into a container of melted ice cream. Wait 10 minutes until mixing the juices. While mixing and laxatives. Then use the cream as shaving cream.

This morning I used my Faeces Facial and I fell fresh.

by CacAflac January 19, 2018