factsturbate

v: To willfully distort, ignore, or fabricate factual material in order to serve one's selfish ends, e.g. deceiving others

Trump's tendency to factsturbate constantly when speaking to the public makes those with a firm grip on reality swell with anger.

by geblergenschmoof October 20, 2016

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Jesus Faist

A cultish fake religion created by theatre brats where participants worship Michael Faist.

"Sacrifice that little child over there for our lord and savor Jesus Faist"

by WhinnieDaPotatoSalad January 18, 2021

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In Vaginam Facit Hominem

Translates to "Vagina makes the man"
Also translates to. "Vagineth makeths the Sir"

Man, he really went in huh? Last time I remember, he was a coward. Well I guess it's true... In Vaginam Facit Hominem

by BertoTheSinger January 30, 2023

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A broadway actor who played Morris Delancey in newsies, and Connor Murphy in Dear Evan Hansen. Mike has his own broadway trading card from his time in Newsies. He also has really great hair, and deserves a tony award.

Mike Faist is really good at tap dancing.

by Senshi Pie July 17, 2018

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faucist

Someone who is very anal about "social distancing", "masks", "flattening the curve". worships "experts" and "science". wears 2 or 3 masks to show what a good person he is.

faucist: "stay 6 ft apart! grandma doesn't want to die!!!"

norm: "k"

by maeve luzzatto January 30, 2021

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Facit

to make or do in latin

Vis facere? (would you like to do it)
OR
would you like to facit with my dicit 'til i currit in your agro
(that really means would you like to do it with my lead 'til i run in oyu field but you could interpret it as nasty)

by LOLbxtchLOL November 28, 2010

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Fakist

Fakist or Fakism - a person or thing who practices being fake, and fakeness in general.

- a "not real" individual

-freakishly fakish behavior

-possibly could have contracted fakism from someone else

Acronym - Realism

"I hate how so many people are becoming such Fakist's these days, did you get the new bieber single?"

Politicians, various workers in the service industry, and pop culture.

by The Halfmen December 16, 2011

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