Facepalm

Something that disappears once you start getting slapped around by a girl with no arms.

The guy had no facepalm, he must have been slapped by the girl over there with no arms.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

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"Because expressing how dumb that was in words just doesn't work." - facepalm.jpg

by Captain Picard­ May 24, 2009

Facepalm.jpg

1)Facepalm.jpg, this may be interjected to indicate failure and or disappointment in a user as opposed to the ever famous facepalm image...

User 1's comment)ZOMG I LOVE GAIA!!!

User 2's Comment) Facepalm.jpg

by Facepalm.jpg June 25, 2008

Facepalm Sunday

1. "last minute" grocery shopping (usually Sunday) while intoxicated (drunk/hung over and/or stoned) that was supposed to be done on the previous Friday or Saturday (but was deemed less of a priority then bingeing) often forgetting one or more essential items after paying and leaving the store/shop after it has closed

2. Urgent/last minute grocery shopping (usually sunday) only arriving seconds before the shop/store is about to or has closed for the day

3. Waking up on a sunday morning after a "heavy" weekend (Friday and Saturday) of binge drinking/drug taking with a massive hangover/headache and unknown partner/s (usually sexual) beside you that you don't remember anything or who they are but are dreading the aftermath of what happened.

4. The one day or days of the year that Jesus (christianity), God or any saints and/or deities look down onto the Earth from their place of residence and cringe/express disbelief, shame or disgust towards humanity's frequent acts of stupidity

5. Fusion/combination of "Facepalm" & "Palm sunday"

1) When shopping on a sunday, see how many people are hung over and are seconds away from a facepalm momment

2) man arrives at a supermarket only to see the front doors closed, looking to the manage who just locked the doors, the manager shakes his head and points to the list of clearly visible opening hours

Man: *moans* OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING!

Store manager shakes his head

Man reads the sign indicating store opening hours, sighs and facepalms at his own lazyness/stupidity for not reading the opening hours - facepalm sunday momment

by Mad-Jack June 3, 2010

facepalm relationship

any sort of relationship with anyone (friend or foe or significant other) that just feels like you're constantly facepalming for whatever reason. whether it's because they are doing something facepalm-esque or you are.

most effective in humorously awkward relationships or when you have a ridiculous friend.

Charlie Brown's life IS a facepalm relationship.

by heysg March 8, 2011

facepalm bodyslam

When you put your entire hand over a little kids face and then use the least amount of your strength to push their face off of your hand, sending their body into a soft service (couch, pillow, pile of squish, etc...)

SHAYTARD: "FACEPALM BODYSLAM!"

by SasiiDee December 21, 2013

Facepalm Muting

The act of Djenting so hard the guitarist violently hits themslef in the face with their guitar

Damn dude, did you see Bulb last night?!
No, what happened??
He was djenting so hard that he started facepalm muting

Oh damn! That's brutal

by Dannyguitarbro November 5, 2016