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FedExbox

A semi-educational/tutorial type DVD-ROM video game (like you use with an "X-Box" gaming system) which --- depending on which version is selected from the disc's menu --- allows the player to simulate either being a regular delivery-person who drives an ordinary FedEx van and drops off packages at homes and businesses, or piloting one of FedEx's commercial jetliners to make bulk deliveries of palletfuls of packages to central FedEx warehouses for sorting and re-routing in preparation for local deliveries.
FedEx supervisor: Wow --- your first day on the job and you're already a whiz at this! How'd you ever know so much about our delivery-system?
Teenage delivery-van driver, grinning appreciatively at the compliment: Oh, it was nothing, really... my parents bought me that cool hi-def 3-D-color-graphics "FedExbox" game for my birthday, and I loved playing it so much and eventually scored so high in all the levels that I decided to try out "the real thing".
by QuacksO August 16, 2018
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FedExbox

A semi-educational/tutorial type DVD-ROM video game (like you use with an "X-Box" gaming system) which --- depending on which version is selected from the disc's menu --- allows the player to simulate either being a regular delivery-person who drives an ordinary FedEx van for dropping off parcels to homes and businesses, or piloting one of FedEx's commercial jetliners to make bulk deliveries of palletfuls of packages to central FedEx warehouses for sorting and re-routing in preparation for local deliveries.
FedEx supervisor: Wow --- your first day on the job and you're already a whiz at this! How'd you ever know so much about our delivery-system?
Teenage delivery-van driver, grinning appreciatively at the compliment: Oh, it was nothing, really... my parents bought me that cool hi-def 3-D-color-graphics "FedExbox" game for my birthday, and I loved playing it so much and eventually scored so high in all the levels that I decided to try out "the real thing".
by QuacksO August 16, 2018
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Fedexed

When the female is riding on top of the male and he grabs her and screams " If it fits it ships" and throws her across the room while he cums.
"why do you have bruises Hailey?" "Oh Damian fedexed me last night"
by Anniemisery December 1, 2019
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FedEx

The BEST mail service that TOTALLY delivers packages on time, and they DEFINITELY don’t break them when they come a month- I MEAN ON TIME! They would NEVER do that!
Adam: My new phone’s supposed to arrive right now, but it says it just left Tennessee. Where do we live again?
William: Minnesota. Who’s delivering it?
Adam: FedEx.
William: Well, that explains why.
Adam: I fucking hate FedEx.
by Rainiered September 15, 2021
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FedExing

The maximum girth a pussy can take. FedEx package limitations are length x width x height = girth.
My girlfriend loves it when I'm Fedexing her pussy.
by Pierced69 December 19, 2021
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FedExican

Any proud FedEx employee, any race, creed, sexual orientated.

Any FedEx employee can call themselves a FedExican no matter where they are from.
This is Ty, Trent, Jason and Moody, they're FedExicans from Michigan
by Bowtyr1 June 20, 2022
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fedex

fedex acts like an absolute idiot in most cases
user: no way is that fedex???

fedex:k
by fedex420 May 11, 2022
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