premature ejaculation

Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.

Hot Girl: Hey y'all!

Boy: Damnit I had premature ejaculation.

by premature ejaculation happens September 8, 2009

Ejaculation

The one time a male says the words "I love you" and really means it.

While depositing an ejaculation into your partner the male screams with authority... "I love you!"

by Lummer Hummer January 1, 2012

taco ejaculation

Taco ejaculation is where you take the first bite of a soft taco and some of the contents are ejected out the other end.Particularly pertinent if only sour cream comes out.Different from the taco shit where a hard taco shell cracks and "dumps" it's delicious load in your lap.

My wife wiped the aftermath off her glasses from my taco ejaculation

by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011

Evaculation

Sticking around in a Category 5 hurricane zone to pick up a few pairs of sweet sneaks.

We heard about all the evaculation going on, but we wanted to redistribute some sneaks from The Foot Locker.

by Joel1983 October 3, 2017

Ejaculation of gas

A posh term for farting

I: What was that noise
C: Ejaculation of gas

by IXKD December 16, 2020

Ejaculhation

When you ejaculate on your girlfriend who takes the piss out of you on a daily basis.

Man 1: Dude, how was your night with your girlfriend?
Man 2: I absolutely hated her, so I did quite a lot of ejaculhation.

by BananaReef145 August 8, 2019

pre-erackulation

Occurs during a game of beer pong, when the opposite teams calls for a "re-rack" of their cups clearly before they are ready for a "re-rack".

The drunk girls' team yelled out "re-rack" to their teammates during a game of beer pong when they had 9 cups still sitting on the table, showing they were suffering from a bad case of pre-erackulation!

by Crackerbag April 15, 2010