explainedworm

a simp who loves eating cum of big hairy balls and touches people

he explainedwormed his friend

by anonymous September 6, 2020

Exedation

Maximum progression towards alignment; meditating, exercising and working a passion daily; consistent effort towards ascension

Exedation is something I started doing 3 years ago and l have learned that everyone should be doing this in order to attain fulfillment and true happiness.

by GabiiNova December 13, 2022

Canc-elation

The combined feeling of happiness and relief one feels when a meeting/appointment/call that one was dreading, but didn't have the courage to cancel oneself, ends up being cancelled by the other person.

My sister's cousin's brother-in-law just cancelled the lunch appointment where I was supposed to help him with his new start-up business idea, and now I'm feeling canc-elation!

by Clever Ploy May 21, 2009

premature elect-elation

Celebrating your candidate's victory before the fat lady sings, the dust settles and the final count is in. A serious medical problem which may result in loss of friends, credibility or face.

If you or a loved one suffers from "premature elect-elation," there IS help. Celebrating before the final count is in, is a serious problem and may result in loss of friends, credibility or face...and if you really think it's over and there are no more surprises to see...you haven't been paying attention for the past year.

by team grammatard November 7, 2016

expiration wealth

Wealth accumulated when somebody close to you has expired or is about to expire.

Hey Daniel, i saw that rich old man across the road the other day and he looks like he is about to expire. Lets make friends with him so we can accumulate a bit of expiration wealth

by Unsinkable May 5, 2008

atheism explains everything

Antonymn: "Why did God allow this to happen"?
It's such a mystery!

Until you accept the fact that God doesn't exist.
And then things become crystal clear.
Atheism explains everything.

by Leaf Earacheson August 27, 2009

Explainate

To give an intoxicated explanation, typically one that is very drawn out, frequently goes off topic, and in the end does even make sense to personal explainating

She just doesn't get it... I tried to explainate it to her, but she just doesn't get it

by NachoFingLibre December 21, 2010