expect the expected

When people waste time planning for the unexpected and unlikely and totally overlook the obvious, usually looking like a dumb-ass as a result.

Geek: "They said 10% chance of rain today so I packed an umbrella, raincoat, and boots, but forgot my sunscreen. It was hot and sunny all day so I ended up with a wicked sunburn."

Gal: "Expect the expected"

by slamotte July 9, 2012

expelled

To be thrown out of school for 365 days.

You are expelled for getting in a fight and being piss drunk in public last night.

by ptc. September 5, 2006

excel boner

To be impressed by, envious of, or aroused by a spreadsheet. Most common in cases where the Excel document contains VB Script or some other sophisticated functionality.

VLOOKUPs give me an Excel boner.

by halee June 10, 2014

Excellent

Something that is outstanding or very good or used to indicate or describe approval.

Wow, the car is in excellent condition even though it is 15 years old!

by Google Tricks June 18, 2023

Excellent

*taps fingertips together*

"Excellent."

by Occifer August 20, 2008

Expect us

A vague message that has been seen on bills and graffiti in multiple countries. Often accompanied with the date 5/19/13, its current meaning is unknown, but some rumors associate it with the Apocalypse.

5/19/13 Expect us.

by electronut August 9, 2010

George Bush expectations

To set expectation so low, that one can achieve them and impress by doing regular things.

They george bushed our expectations with Sara Palin's debate.

or

They set George Bush expectations for Sara Palin before the debate.

by jjthekid January 8, 2010