Existism

a philosophical theory or approach which emphasizes the act of survival in the modern age.

He is spending his life trying to make sure it keeps going, he follows existism.

by Existist October 10, 2020

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Hey did you know you exist? I exist to! That plant over there exists to! Unless there isn’t a plant over there in which that theoretical plant would not exist. Do you get the point yet?

Person: “I exist!”
Everybody else: “We know”

by PersonWhoExist December 20, 2020

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Existence

Something you will search up when you're having an existential crisis.

Kid: Mom, what is my existence?
Mom: Welcome to the club. We all here are suffering.

by Suck my piano June 23, 2019

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fornicate my existence

a fancier and funnier way of syaing "fuck my life"

-Dude i just did your ma

-Fornicate my existence

by Don L December 9, 2008

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existence is pain

Its true

Meeseeks: Existence is pain
Other meeseeks:Well said

by A retarded fuck May 14, 2018

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When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.

Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.

by Al Benedict October 22, 2009

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