Bed exercises

sex

"your cat looks hot" "you should have bed exercises with it"

by Axxerano October 18, 2014

Don't exercise me

Often said to the person that makes you angry.
The meaning is: "Don't make me sweat by beating you up."
Usually said with no real intension to beat the person up, but just as a threat, so the one will leave you alone.
The origin: "Don't make me exercise."

some dude: "blah blah blah blah"
you: "Man, don't exercise me."

by Jonson.y August 28, 2005

Team Building Exercise

The act of gang rape

My brothers and I performed a team building exercise on her as she spoke out of turn.

by heathen priestess April 02, 2009

foreign exercise video

A euphemism used to reference a pornographic movie in a less 'seedy' sounding manner

Roommate #1: "What was that porno were you watching when I got home yesterday?"

Roommate #2: (slightly embarassed) "Hey--that wasn't a porno, it was a foreign exercise video!"

by GinaM October 27, 2007

Pointless Exercise in Futility

1. An action that achieves no end or goal.

2. An action to achieve a goal that is unachievable.

3. An action that achieves an end or goal that is in itself pointless

Trying to culture an american is a pointless exercise in futility.

by Old_Bean August 24, 2005

the chavso exercise regime

this is a very usful way of loosing weight quickley without dieting. this involves groing your hair long and wearing a black t-shirt with the words black sabbath upon it. next u must go to a large mating ground for chavs (posibly a childs play area Well hard mate) and find a particularly aggresive gaggle of them. next u must sneak up on the gaggle and wen close enuf to whisper in one of theyre ears shout the words IRON MAIDEN RULES as loud as u can. the agrivated group shud chase u until one of theyre pregnant girlfriends(probbly aged 8) gets tired. during the chase for added weight loss shout to them tht u did theyre mothers all night long and the pounds will just fall off u.

aye i lost it all on the chavso exercise regime

by jipakingawalla March 03, 2008

exercised induced asthma

A type of asthma caused when exercising. It's when your air way is smaller than normal, so you're breathing through an abnormally sized air way. Can be treated by using a subscribed inhaler.

While I was playing basketball, I had a case of exercised induced asthma.

by m-sizzle-wizzle-money-weezy-yo January 12, 2011