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Evolution of Cetaceans 

This definition states how cetaceans (whales and dolphins) evolved for the last fifty million years.. Around 50 million years ago, there was a completely terrestrial mammal called Pakicetus. Pakicetus would occasionally go to the river banks to catch and eat fish. This would require swimming skills. This eventually drove Pakicetus to evolve. The legs became suited for water, and it learned how to hold its breath longer. Pakicetus evolved into Ambulocetus, which in turn evolved in Rodhocetus. Rodhocetus had limbs for diving, along with a blowhole, but had no purpose for land travel. Rodhocetus soon lost its hind legs and became Dorudon around 40 ma. Dorudon had dorsal fins and would give raise to many types of dolphins and whales in its future. The proof for the evolution of cetaceans is that they have a pelvic bone that remains where their legs had once been. That is it...
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Evolution Resurgence 

The best and most elite clan in ROBLOX sword clan history. They can destroy and clan that stands in there way.
OMG is that Evolution Resurgence! We are gonna get clapped!

Evolution of Modern Utensils 

A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.

The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.
The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.

evolution toe

An elongated second toe used to climb trees, and hang by ones feet from balconies.

In women, useful in getting a better grip on their mates back. In males, useful for quickly climbing down from second floor windows when husbands roll in the front door.

More likely in chronic masturbators. An unnecessary accessory in the short and squat.

Also called "ape toe" or "frog toe."
Q. Why does she wear flip-flops all the time?

A. Her evolution toes are so long that she can't find shoes to fit.
evolution toe by Glistening Mucosa November 8, 2009

Evolution RKO619

The random guy on the GameFaqs boards.Usally Friendly.Has a odd liking of Pie.
Evolution RKO619 says hi to Mathew1986,Emplaya,and Crossface

Evolution of Presidential Approval Ratings 

1. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.

2. The candidates are picked. The one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.

3. President makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. Approval ratings jump.

4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of shit, but look, we got this guy as our president!

5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly drop, but holy shit, check out who's our president!

(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.

6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings drop.

7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.

8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...

9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.

Evolution of Dance 

The Evolution of Dance is a very popular video on the site youtube, which let's you bring your videos to the internet. The man in the video is Judson Laipply, a now popular comedian, doing dances from a number of different songs. You can watch the video at www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
It is now the most viewed video on youtube.
Dude, The Evolution of Dance is the coolest video!