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estate girl

Female of the species who hangs around late-opening shops, chippies, kiddies' playground, etc. making a nuisance of herself. Often hunt in packs. Wears too much make up. Smokes from the age of 12. Attracted to "phat motors" (AKA skips) driven by "rude boys" (AKA chav scum).

Their goal in life is to get pregnant before they are 14 (i.e. left on the shelf), get a council flat, live "on the social" and then have a few more technicolour children by assorted males until they are 35 and either get stabbed by a child/partner or die of an overdose/lung cancer.
Mutya from The Sugarbabes.
by fubarderby February 11, 2005
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real estate

Street corners where drug trading takes place. The corners are operated and "owned" by one drug dealer regularly, hence the term "real estate"
Some east side mofos capped J-dibbs over some real estate. People be buyin from themz over there now.
by xdlx March 16, 2009
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fine piece of real estate

1) a guy/girl who has all of the qualities you look for in a guy/girl

2) a guy/girl who has got it going on
She is a fine piece of real estate. I'd date that.
by ccomings January 20, 2009
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estate agent

A highly stupid non-professional white collar worker with a complete absence of communication or organisational skills. Able to charge a fee for either doing f*ck all, delaying every transaction or movement involving property, or just generally being an annoying c*nt. Couldn't organise an explosion in a bomb factory.
"Quick, reload your high calibre rifle, there's another one of those estate agent c*nts trying to mug that blind, deaf and dumb pensioner"
by j_w_pepper October 3, 2005
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Go Real Estate On Your Ass

"Go Real Estate On Your Ass" is another way to threaten someone with violence. It stems from a clip on MadTV, in which people get rich by threatening to attack home owners with a machete, unless the home owner gives the attacker their house.

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Regular Person: You knock it off or I'll go real estate on your ass!

Gangster: Y'all better cut the shit yo, or I be goin' real estate on yo @$$. Yo.
by Jesesus B' Me May 4, 2010
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Real Estate Agent

A woman who negotiates the "sale" of some "private property." In other words, a prostitute.
Hey, I was just looking for a "Real Estate Agent" in the phonebook.
by Wallydon January 6, 2010
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Culligan Estates

The poor house. The skids. Skid row. The absolute pits.
After the stock market crashed he moved to Culligan Estates.
by Barry Quinn October 27, 2003
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