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Errol a two pump chump

Errol couldn'tmanage to do the job at

hand.This isn't good for any woman,but
worse especially if she's married to him

I would think,what a disappointment 🤫
Errol a two pump chump

By the looks of things my man needs to be applying pressure to himself, it's not any woman's fault if it don't get up..
Just saying!
by Janet21 February 8, 2023
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Errol

Errol
I've got one thing to say you curves av mi you lips av mi you intelligence got mi you nuh share out you pum pum 🤣it Eveready & moist de glue got mi.I don't just want you for you baddy weh you av mi want you for you baby you authentic no fake fuckery every Mon want a good woman till it time for him to be a good man dem keep fall short.Lying Cheating Micro Cheating
Cutting Holes in Underwear Secret Texting naked women images hidden on phone then disappearing for hrs on end to hotels apartment complexes & ADULT WORLD behaving as if single also having(STREPSIL SEX)with some young obsessive naive fool who just bites the HEAD as she's desperate for someone🤣 then when all dat sucking is done him go home to his beautiful family & Wife curls up in bed with her makes love with her leaving you all alone & paranoid

as the fools really think they stand a chance remember if you av to latch on to someone else's OZBAND for validation you need a fucking psychiatrist🤔
Errol ATONE for all the wrongs you have done...
by Janet21 November 24, 2023
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Errol

I love you My true Jamaican girl❤️mi love

you virtuousness you strong morals & you

not licky licky like some gyal easy to get

caught in a MARRIED man web of deceit 😅
you keep youself away from people who want nothing,but to meddle in people's life oh by the way we know you keep messaging Errol sweetie
9+ yes together with a woman mi LOVE & cherish Errol is almost 70 you clearly av no SHAME & him don't want to admit him getting old so stay there make old man fill you head with LIES & empty PROMISES like the gullible lil ting you

are & being on you own or hanging by yourself av nothing to do with intelligence dear,dat is

like saying people who are around people less smarter than them some how will make dem less smarter too. How can you affect something dat is already established? Please stop going on with you nonsense go find something better to do 🤣No matter wat you do or say we know wat you trying to do tink bout it. You so low & broken you got a MARRIED man breadcrumbing you fool fool gyal just tek BUDDY in you mouth drink the juice from a glass by all means,but just stop no one care if you let a eediat old MARRIED man who clearly is irresponsible & been running his whole gutless life from someting he don't want to get help for play or a fun with you dis is wat appen when STUPID men can't grow up,but would judge their children for doing the same ting while in a relationship. (HYPOCRITE)

who cares enjoy the ride...
Errol
Jah can give some man such a blessing,but him so stupid him run for the DEVIL curse.
by Janet21 August 12, 2023
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Errol

My beautiful Jamaican Empress mi si dung today reminiscing about the tender moment dem we used to share in a you Madda & Farda house back home,it put a big smile pon mi face😊Even then you did know how mi a mad over you😀still to this very day nuttin change we get older av kids all married,but we never seem to be able to make it work with dem...tings weh mi love bout you mi love you face especially you cute nose sexy smile + right amount of freckles😘you babysoft skin is unlike anything

I-Man ever feel & mi really a hope when mi get

to UK mi can hold you in my arms & smell you neck like mi use to🥰 I know you are the ONE the day I lost you to dat person you know who

it tear mi apart & mi need you in my life.You truly are amazing & all ways good at a lot tings,so mi know we can mek a happy life out here🙏🏾
Please say you'll come back with mi,mi a miss you so much mi❤️hurt.The CREATOR made you so perfectly for mi,we love we cook we av the best SEX 🤫member how you use hitch up you skirt & ride mi COCK all 6 times you use to cum all over mi COCK especially the HEAD😀cos mi never use to bruk till all 2hr after? Mi never get dat with anyone or feel satisfied the way mi do with you. We was deep then & can be again if you tek a chance with mi I promise to be with you all ways 💕
Errol
Sometimes it tek a real Man to know every inch of his woman instead of making up stories & lies to cover his own inadequacies🙄
by Janet21 October 25, 2023
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Errol

A Narcissist finally comes to the realization that no matter what they do your life has purpose you love people & enjoy helping them you don't do things for attention you are well rounded & know how it would feel to calculatedly try to destroy another person's life,but you don't.
That is what separates a decent human being from someone who is weak has low moral character no conscience & a selfish way of looking at the world.A Narc never thinks long term this is why they have a string of failed relationships behind them & never take accountability for the part they played in the destruction of theirs & the partners lives,but always has a story to tell which never adds up.Learn this Narcs don't want to get old most don't want to admit their entire life is one big screw up even though most of it is their own fault like lying pretending to be at work when infact their in a hotel or some apartment indulging in oral sex since quite a lot of them aren't good in bed,but want to make you feel they're so hot.
Remember everything you is recorded somewhere if it's not where you can see it

is duly noted by Father up above. Narcs find themselves in a mess & that causes frustration

& anger,so why stay with your current partner

if you're so damn sure of what you want?
Make it make sense😬
Errol

Go out have flings sex with multiple partners

& dare to call yourself a husband or a wife.
Sorry you're nothing,but a demonic empty shell bringing misery to the people you profess so much love for.
People please run when you see these types coming 👀
by Janet21 June 5, 2024
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Errol

Narcissists please know this,your partners choose happiness & quite often leavin you

to stew in your own BS is all they can do

as you refuse to address issues you've caused

or through trauma.There's higher percentage of male narcs to females as often it's hidden or apartner just finds it easy to ignore them & get on with their lives only for the narc to turn & accuse them of what they're guilty of.Narcs are clinical lack understanding & refuse to see damage they do to partners.They live in fairytale & repeat same behavior pride & ego brings same outcome. People let them do wrongs fr cheating to lying addiction etc in fact it's when held to account they run off to spin stories.Lies are huge not everyone or all the spouses don't love them they stay cos that is marriage it's not always pretty,but people need to stay out of people's marriage even if it don't work it's not your business find single partners & stop trying to destroy things you're not God.Lot of male

narcs seem to be suffering from

(Vagina Envy Manifesting)It's sad😔they don't know how to talk their Wives or protect them like men supposed to,but instead run competition with them it's why a good percentage of males are on the DL they're too effeminate to lead & think they're the woman

in the relationship which forces the women into a masculine role then they wonder why their women aren't submissive?No woman wants to be arguing with a man who don't know himself. Single life isn't married Life know the difference🤔
Errol

Men love your Wives as Christ loves the church.
by Janet21 August 28, 2024
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Errol

Heard a joke the other day some old fart who

is married said how they didn't want a woman with young kids,but met & married the love of his life & her children were already grown, so it suited him fine. Now recently I got wind of a situationship which is pretty strange the same married man has been sleeping around with half of Birmingham 🤣& is planning to go to the USA to be with some single mom with a very young child in order to hide his shame & guilt as he sits on line looking at other women to meet for sex he buys them gifts as they take it he wants them to have sex with especially oral,but he's is using a family holiday to cover up the visit,the family live in Florida I heard brr you really are a worthless piece of shit take it from someone who has been cheated on. As to the young woman she should have some self respect &

run the man is no good. He has a good woman at home infact she's amazing,but he's careless dirty & can't do his job as a decent husband to keep her happy such a shame 🙈brr you're an Old man you don't get to fuck about then lie grow up🙅
Errol

Karma is real brr learn your lessons Old man besides adultery doesn't sit well in the eyes of the God...an ungodly soul will do anything.
by Janet21 August 1, 2024
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