noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.
1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!
by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010
Get the ejectile dysfunction mug.A sexual dysfunction commonly found in reptiles. Dinosaur impotence.
A known cure has not been found.
A known cure has not been found.
by eleanor eleanor eleanor December 9, 2008
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Man1: Dude check out that turtle. Man2: Oh Hell No!!! Keep that away!!! I have extreme ereptile dysfunction!
by Glennzigx November 29, 2016
Get the ereptile dysfunction mug.Doctor, I think i'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction
Why?
Because when I look at this years candidates, none of them turn me on.
Why?
Because when I look at this years candidates, none of them turn me on.
by Ret;-;rd April 8, 2017
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Get the electile dysfunction mug.A lifelong condition that makes a person not care and unmotivated to vote for any politician ever again in their lifetime. This is not a bad condition as democracy cannot be subverted by one single president; otherwise, that would be a fascist dictatorship. Electile dysfunction syndrome can make your physical, mental, and emotional health a whole lot better for not getting involved with meaningless political drama.
The choices between the douche(Donald Trump) and the turd sandwhich(Hilary Clinton), have spread the non-dangerous but yet rewarding disease across the nation known as electile dysfunction syndrome to over 55% of the USA.
by superbipolar420 October 18, 2016
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