power engineer

The most respected career in the world. Worked by men with solid muscles and huge horse-cocks.

Hey Girl, did you see that rich, sexy, hairy, muscular man that was hung like a horse?

You mean that Power Engineer? How could I miss such a perfect piece of man meat?

by The best kind of Engineer January 10, 2014

German Engineering

German Engineering

Engineering at its finest.

German Engineering is responsible for bringing us the:

Telephone
4 Stroke ICE (Otto Cycle)
Diesel Engine (Diesel Cycle)
CRT
Syphilis test
Scientific pregnancy test
Ammonia Refrigerator
Rigid Airship (Zeppelin)
V2 Rocket
Rotary Engine (first prototype, not design)
Turbojet (to some extent, independent collective work of many)
EM Waves / X-Rays

1: omg Collien Fernandes is so hot
2: she was engineered in Germany, what can u expect?
1: ...that's the gayest thing u've ever said.

by rzhhhh July 11, 2010

Electrical Engineer

Someone who signed up for at least 4-5 years of insanity inducing torture.

Oh you're going to be an electrical engineer? Hopefully you'll make it out in one piece.

by still_sane December 9, 2012

Edgenuity

Horrible mess up of a online schooling platform with almost every single day having over 20 assignments to do with no break times in-between lessons and hell. They didn't even bother to configure it better for online schooling because this was originally meant for normal schooling but since they were so greedy for attention they pushed it out immediately.

Me "I'm so fucking sick of Edgenuity, they don't bother do to jackshit about what people have to say"

Person: "Did you see we have even MORE Edgenuity assignments?"

Me: "I wanna fucking kill myself.

by Probably_Alive October 1, 2020

engin

a person you will never forget. dont lose him or you will regret it. His eyes... you will lost you in them because they are so amazing and beautiful. this is also a name of a turkish boy i met times ago. He has a big heart and a beautiful smile. I think i will never forget the way he looked at me. Engin's are often very good in sports and attractiv. He looks good every day with he's cool hair und his great white smile. He is love in person.

Engin = limitless

by anonymus3003 January 4, 2017

Ragdoll engine

A game in roblox where a bunch of copy and pastes and slenders go and online date. The copy and pasted love to push and bomb others for no reason.

Copy and paste:wanna play ragdoll engine??
Slender: sure ####
Copy and paste: #########
Slender, copy and paste: *push* *hug* *mean*

by Uricha September 23, 2020

engineer

"To the engineer, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories: (1) things that need to be fixed, and (2) things that will need to be fixed after you've had a few minutes to play with them. Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. Normal people don't understand this concept; they believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet." - Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle

The engineer was the cause of the system meltdown

by Scott Adams January 27, 2004