R Kelly equation

An if/then equation made famous by R Kelly in the remix of Make it Rain. The equation is as follows:

If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models

Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:

If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1

Using the R Kelly equation last night was the best decision of my life!

by tazo5 January 23, 2011

education

We dont need no education,
We don't need no thought control,
No dark sarcasam in the classroom,
Teacher leave those kids alone...

Hey, Teachers! Leave them kids alone!

All in all, you're just another brick in the wall...

by Dan? December 12, 2003

Emulator

A program that is ran off of a computer Which acts as a Video game system.You can download these for any system.You play roms on them which are also known as games.Emulators are not illeagal but the roms are.It says to keep them for 24hours then delete but its like napster nothing will happen.This is an excellent way to try out a new video game or to play through it

Visaul Boy Advance is an Emulator for Game Boy Advance

by Rocafella May 23, 2004

Education Inflation

When a job, which ten years ago only required a high school education, now requires a bachelor's degree or higher. Other jobs, once requiring only a bachelor's degree, now require a master's degree.

You would think with my job experience that I could get a job as a sales representative at that crappy store. However, due to education inflation, I must now have a bachelor's degree.

by ARBaker August 11, 2011

Educational Suicide

When you fail to complete an assignment/project and your grade drops so low that it can't be fixed.

Damn, if i dont this history project, my grade is going to commit educational suicide

by AviMgg December 28, 2015

distance education

when you are too overpowered for physical school and do it from the comfort of your own home online.

person 1: "Oh you do distance education??"
person 2: "yea..."
person 1 "so its like homeschool"
person 2: "no Jeremy its not"
person 1 "so does your dad teach you about sex education with visuals?"
person 2 "no Jeremy you twat!"
*proceeds to beat Jeremy with a bat*

by kitconnorswife69 August 28, 2022

Restoring the Meaning of Education

Restoring the Meaning of Education is a non-profit organization that wants to improve the school system all over the globe. They want to make school: fun, safe, interactive, practical, affordable, and less stressful.

They have updates from Barack Obama (the President of the United States of America).

They also have a chat room, forum, and blog.

Restoring the Meaning of Education has practical solutions.

by Hollister212 July 23, 2011