Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"
Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"
Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."
Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."
Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"
Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."
Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."
by scott July 1, 2004
Get the emosexual mug.Emosho's are individual people who dont like being called either emo or mosher. They wear black but arn't scared to wear other colours. They listen to all types of metal but also listen to bands like panic! at the disco and fallout boy. Emoshos are not deppressed they are generally happy people. They don't have a distinctive look and get on well with all type's of people apart from neds (chavs)!!
On one side there are the moshers on the other side there are normal people ( except neds) and the emoshos are standing in the middle talking to both.
by Kirsty and Alex September 8, 2008
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a retarded child in special education that tries to be emo to fit in.
signs of the syndrome are:
1) cuts on wrist
2) wears black clothing
3) constantly wears clothing with my chemical romance on it or skulls or anything bloody or dark.
4) thinks they are a ninja
5) most of the time an EmoSped will have pretty damn bad ADD
beware, these people are clingy, desperate for attention, and in many cases bi curious.
if you see one of these i highly advise to steer clear and don't make direct eye contact, they will think you want to be friends with them.
signs of the syndrome are:
1) cuts on wrist
2) wears black clothing
3) constantly wears clothing with my chemical romance on it or skulls or anything bloody or dark.
4) thinks they are a ninja
5) most of the time an EmoSped will have pretty damn bad ADD
beware, these people are clingy, desperate for attention, and in many cases bi curious.
if you see one of these i highly advise to steer clear and don't make direct eye contact, they will think you want to be friends with them.
by blackblade May 29, 2007
Get the EmoSped mug.a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally has different color highlights.
by urine4it February 10, 2010
Get the emosexual haircut mug.Emosexual- Early to late teens who want to be different in the same way as others and still thinks sad black clothing is what it takes. They think they are hard done by when they are expected to do nothing more then basic requirements of schooling and society. “this is hard so its mean and I don’t want to do it so I won’t and I’m not going to tell you why cause you should know”
They are fucking lazy people that consider anything that requires any effort to be too hard even if it is to switch their brain on when they open their eyes in the morning. They have sex because someone else says they should regardless of who it is or who they are already with. No self respect or moral code including lack of honour, respect, or loyalty to anyone that isn’t as brain fucked as them.
They are fucking lazy people that consider anything that requires any effort to be too hard even if it is to switch their brain on when they open their eyes in the morning. They have sex because someone else says they should regardless of who it is or who they are already with. No self respect or moral code including lack of honour, respect, or loyalty to anyone that isn’t as brain fucked as them.
I am Emosexual because I’m so sad that I can’t be bothered to try a smile. Being so sad makes me feel sad so I might fuck someone of the same sex then regret it so I can be sad for a reason and tell everyone that I’m no good so they can be sad for me but then I’m not different anymore…That makes me sad!, I might cut myself this time then get upset about the attention I get due to my attention seeking actions!!
by Dad of Emo May 21, 2007
Get the emosexual mug.n: An emo, or emo-looking kid, who actually makes an attempt to mosh or hardcore dance respectably. He looks like a 'fag-ass' emo kid, listens to My Chemical Romance or perhaps even Panic! At The Disco, but he's at a underground show and is trying to prove himself. Hardcore punks think he's pathetic and are really surprised when they kick him and he kicks back harder.
Punk 1: "Dude, did you see that one Dorian kid at the show last week?"
Punk 2: "Haha, the one who listens to MCR and his hair fucking hangs over his eye all annoying and shit?"
Punk 1: "Dude, that little girlpants wearing shit gave Corey a huge bruise on his leg! Did you SEE it?"
Punk 2: "Fuck, THAT'S what that was from? It looked like he crashed into the drums again! That KID did that?"
Punk 1: "That 'kid' must be a fucking hardcore emosher. I guess we won't beat him up and leave him in the Starbucks dumpster."
Punk 2: "Aww man."
Punk 2: "Haha, the one who listens to MCR and his hair fucking hangs over his eye all annoying and shit?"
Punk 1: "Dude, that little girlpants wearing shit gave Corey a huge bruise on his leg! Did you SEE it?"
Punk 2: "Fuck, THAT'S what that was from? It looked like he crashed into the drums again! That KID did that?"
Punk 1: "That 'kid' must be a fucking hardcore emosher. I guess we won't beat him up and leave him in the Starbucks dumpster."
Punk 2: "Aww man."
by MC Bella December 9, 2008
Get the emosher mug.emo : sadness, introspection + sexual = emossexual. Generally teenagers, rebels without cause. They think they are rochstars but they look like the ancient clubbers.
Easyly identified by your "pretty" haircuts that ocult one or both eyes.
Easyly identified by your "pretty" haircuts that ocult one or both eyes.
by Zawos Z. September 15, 2007
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