Edison

Best basketball player, handsome, smart and snatches hoes on demand. He is a Puerto Rican god and part of the greatest group known to man, Dream Team.

I wish I could be like Edison one day.

by El Sancho de mexico July 7, 2017

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The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. It is recommended that you use a plastic wrap to encase the light bulb as under pressure the bulb could break. The loss of defecation would be tremendous.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "I did the Thomas Edison...you know that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ July 24, 2008

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Edisoned

1. When you are the original creator of something, only to have someone else take the credit.

"Hey! Did you hear? Calvin just invented a new version of Hide-and-Seek. It's called Hide-and-Scream."

"But that was my idea. That bastard Edisoned me!"

by DarkPugLord23 November 8, 2019

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emion

a dude who doesnt know how to be straight

x: stop being such an emion in front of my friends!

other x: god fucking dammit shut the fuck up

by bigfatcockenjoyer69 November 20, 2021

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Eison

A smart , friendly and funniest bastard! Can be very annoying sometimes or the sweetest guy at the same time. By the way Eison does has a high sex drive too!

Hey guys, the annoying Eison is here to party.

by Roamer999 November 22, 2021

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