emac

A poorly engineered and poorly designed computer made by apple, it has been proved that only 3% of all emacs will ever successfully play a whole dvd while the other 97% will either freez, or pretend that the disc has not been cleaned, the only reason why the emac is considered to be the best computer in the world is because it has less cord, also see white shit box pooltoy or bill clinton

yo dude isn't that one of the original 1943 game boy's?
Nah man this is an emac

by bill gates September 5, 2004

emock

To mock or make fun of emos.

Dude, that picture is totally emock!

Yeah, emos are such losers!

by Jedi Master Luna August 1, 2006

emaculant

Being great at something the first try.
Getting what you want & need a certain way.

Yo, Dude you're emaculant for landing that treflip!

by SirLauf December 29, 2013

Erack

How George Bush pronounces 'Iraq'. Also how George Bush spells 'Iraq'.

The once all-powerful ruler of Erack was found in a hole, and now sits in a prison cell.

George W. Bush

by Muckle Flugga December 14, 2008

Ejack

an abbreviation of the word ejaculation

My cat is in heat. I pet her, and she got so excited she ejacked all over my wrist.

by simplybillyo March 30, 2011

emachines

A shitty computer that is owned by a retard that wears cheap ass clothes.

My emachine is great. I have a Pentium 4 and 256 MB of RAM.

by thatkidisfat May 5, 2005

Emackuation

Emackuation happens when a dude tries to put the mack down on some females and they evacuate

It was a complete emackuation

by Treebonics April 28, 2019