Enlightened Lifter

A god amongst newbie lifters

Guy 1 : "I'm only putting on newbie gains, I just don't know how to grow"
Guy 2 "Go talk to Sam he's an Enlightened Lifter"

by shapex July 21, 2023

Enlightened American Syndrome

A self-loathing American who disparages American society and people with sweeping negative stereotypes and subjective rantings, with unsaid implication that they have somehow risen above their countrymen and behave in a more cultured manner. EAS is especially common among young Americans who have traveled or lived briefly in an expat bubble overseas.

Julie came back from her summer study program in Germany with a bad case of Enlightened American Syndrome and won't stop complaining about the ugly strip malls in her neighborhood.

by Steady Mercury September 16, 2021

backdoor enlightenment

1.
percieved enlightenment
obtained through methods
that dont neccessarily deliver
the productivity of enlightenment

2.
shortcut to enlightenment
(an oxymoron as one cancels out the latter)

(as in.. he may think that hes figured it out living inside his acid trip
but no real progress has been made as he is still attached to the one plane- he percieves to be "it")

ex: "Ive seen many suffer the illusions of backdoor enlightenment in the psytrance scene."

by maria mouk April 20, 2006

enlightenment

A "Neo seeing code view in the matrix" moment in real life; specially juicy if done through tantra or guided shamanistic drug evenings, and the bonus you get for near-death experiences.

"Who said that? Oh my God. I am living my mother. Get me outta here!" Pop!
"aaaaah - if I shut up and think before I speak, I won't risk repeating what's she's said, and if I loosen up and fuck whoever I please without trendy value judgements ruining my merging experience I'll be a happier person"

by Kikio December 28, 2003

Apple of Enlightenment

A strange figure that Starman Deluxe mentions toward the end of EarthBound, upon his defeat by your hands. It has no known manifestation in the game nor is it said to have one. All that it says is that Ness and his friends are bound to beat Giygas.

Starman Deluxe: You're much stronger *whirrr* than our intelligence indicated...
We were not *beep* prepared for that eventuality...
The Prophecy from the *click* Apple of Enlightenment may be true...
but you must not *whirrr* underestimate us.

by WeegeevsWeegee October 29, 2010

Eligh

This name is internatinally known that once known by the name of Eligh, you can summon the Beastly Dark Purple ferocious Powers of Eligorgan, the Beastly Dark Purple Ferocious Powerful Dragon.
Those who misuse these powers will be banished to the land or Kinflarhaty. The land where wild boars and enraged donkeys roam.
So all you Elighs out there, beckon this almighty dragon at your own risk. Or buy 'Dragon Summoning For Dummies' at your local retailer for a reasonable price.

I am Supreme Eligh of the Night. Come forth oh Honorable Dragon. I am not worthy of harnessing your incomparable powers. Together we shall reign over the world for all to fear. Moohahahaha...HAW

by Niamh M February 8, 2009

Enlightenment

The act of separating your ego from your self and becoming pure awareness.

This is what enlightenment is all about, not that fake woke bullshit everyone's been spitting these days.

If you ever use enlightenment in a sentence to represent yourself. You need to take that ego down a notch bob.

by b0d May 26, 2020