Any text message consisting of less than four words which is usually sent from a distracted or disinterested party. Opposite of "Bible Text"
"Hey man what's going on with that girl you met last weekend?"
"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"
"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"
by Patrick Wilde July 31, 2009
Get the Magic Eight Ball Text mug.1)Ight son, You gets a fourty of OLD E (An eight ball) and drink it down to the label. Then pour in a 12 ounce guinness and pound that shit. You are now drinkin what we call the "black eight ball".
2)When an upright bipedal homminid uses a bladed tool "aperatus" to remove expelled carbon residue thath is a bi-product of combusted herbal molecules.(resin) Then places expelled carbon residue thath is a bi-product of combusted herbal molecules (resin) into a combustion bulb and inhales the bi product once more. This celebratory ritual is know as DANCING WITH THE BLACK EIGHT BALL.
2)When an upright bipedal homminid uses a bladed tool "aperatus" to remove expelled carbon residue thath is a bi-product of combusted herbal molecules.(resin) Then places expelled carbon residue thath is a bi-product of combusted herbal molecules (resin) into a combustion bulb and inhales the bi product once more. This celebratory ritual is know as DANCING WITH THE BLACK EIGHT BALL.
1)Lets pour a guinness in our Old E fourty and get faded off the black eight ball.
2)We had our last dance with Mary Jane and can't get her again untill the next Tuesday. We will have to dabce with her cousin Black Eight Ball.
2)We had our last dance with Mary Jane and can't get her again untill the next Tuesday. We will have to dabce with her cousin Black Eight Ball.
by Lama Beaverton December 1, 2005
Get the black eight ball mug.Pool or pocket billiards term meaning: You are about to lose a game of eight ball because the opposing player is shooting the eight ball to win the game, and you are there standing or sitting behind it.
Has come to modern usage meaning you are in a bad situation or about to lose....or lost someone or something.
Has come to modern usage meaning you are in a bad situation or about to lose....or lost someone or something.
That new guy who was a math wiz left today: now we're really behind the eight ball.
I've been behind the eight ball ever since she left.
They put us behind the eight ball when they drafted that kid from Pacoima in the first round!
I've been behind the eight ball ever since she left.
They put us behind the eight ball when they drafted that kid from Pacoima in the first round!
by thedzone September 25, 2009
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Get the rolling with the eight ball mug.2 to 2.5 grams of Cocaine presented as a full 3.5 gram or an Eighth of an Ounce of Cocaine. Usually sells for $250-$300 and sold by 3rd tier or lower dealers in the worst possible circumstances.
Man, I went to a bar in Mobile and needed some blow. sSome dude sold me an Alabama Eight Ball right in front of police headquarters so I couldn’t check it out.
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