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Elongated Muskrat

I come from scientists and atheists and White men who kill God
They make technology high quality complex physiological
Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good
They taught me everything
Just like a daddy should
And you were beautiful and vulnerable
And power and success
God damn I fell for you your flamethrowers
Your tunnels and your tech
I studied code because I wanted
To do something great like you
And the real tragedy is half of it was true
But we've been fucking mean
We're elitist
We're as flawed as any Church
And this faux rad west coast dogma
Has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cuz I trusted you
But it tastes like Thomas Malthus
Your proposal is immodest and insane
And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train
I loved you
I loved you
I loved you it's true
I wanted to be you
And do what you do
I lived here
I loved here
I thought it was true
I feel so stupid
I feel so used
I feel so USED :(
by YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY June 3, 2022
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ebonglish

A cross between the english and ebonic language.
An ebonglish sentence: I axed my hurredresser if I could schedule an appointment on Thurday to get my hurre did.
by T-Bone & Lorenzo February 10, 2006
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eongeB

Reverse of Begone and also Enson is gay.
"u spelled eongeb as enongb
Enongb is not in our dictionary-
So-"
by eongeB July 31, 2020
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efong

someone who was a weird laugh and is really fun to hang out with. Is more likely to become rich and has demons.
Efong your funny
by Anakin Skywalker god mode November 24, 2022
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Elongate

To invent a conspiracy about a rich person attempting to dismantle The System.
The press elongated a story about Musk making solar energy available for free to the masses.
by CosbyCorner April 30, 2023
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elongated

ANYTHING SHOSHANA WANTS IT TO BE!! mwahhaaa....
"the air is elongated"
"the idea was elongated"
"his dick was elongated"
by shana May 24, 2003
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elongated piss flap

When one piss flap is larger than the other.
She had one small piss flap and the other was one of those elongated piss flaps. All long and shit...
by nockcose September 17, 2016
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