Elective Narcolepsy

Falling asleep the exact moment one is asked to exert effort in assistance of others.

Just as I asked my husband to change the baby's dirty diaper, he had an acute attack of elective narcolepsy.

by James_onthe_Rocks1 September 1, 2013

Effucktive

Effucktive. Meaning, it worked but it in a fucked up way or a result was achieved but it was harsh, unpleasant and/or jacked up.

Andy effucktively berated his team relentlessly and brutally until they finally achieved their goals.

by Stone Manpanther October 19, 2018

Efficitive

When someone is effective and efficient

Lara was efficitive today at work, she used her time well and met deadlines

by Precate April 30, 2019

Expective

Having expectations of anything

You wouldn't be so let down if you weren't so expective

by Shabby Fundenblammer August 29, 2019

Effecting

A lazy writer's fill in for the word "affecting" with emphasis put on cause and effect.

How is Cheeto's diplomacy, or rather the lack thereof, effecting the standing of the USA in the eyes of people in other countries?

by Misophonia in the modern world July 20, 2019

Elective stupidity

The optional choice one makes to pursue an activity that is obviously non intelligent, potentially dangerous, hurtful land clearly not prudent

Rock climbing without a rope is an example of elective stupidity.

by Ofashea January 8, 2022

seasonal affective gay

The syndrome that occurs when the new onset of cool fall weather causes a gay person to become extra snuggly/touch-feely. Lesbians are particularly affected by SAG.

Sara: Mmmm, pumpkin spice.....uh, why are you putting your hand up my shirt? We're in public.
Jill: Sorry! Every fall I get a bad case of seasonal affective gay.

by vag on the reg October 31, 2016