education

1) Something that parental and governmental fuck-tards would like you to believe holds up the world and fills it with rainbows and sunshine, but in fact just fills your mind with crap and your limited time on Earth with compulsory busywork. Straight-edged brainwash victims in AP classes also want you to buy this shit.

2) These twatfaces will argue that people rebelling against such an oppressive way of life must be really stupid. These are usually the same scumbuckets who can't appreciate good music and spit upon everything that it stands for. What's that? Why, it's the stench of hypocrisy.

Straight-edged kid: A good education is the foundation of a well-balanced, successful life.

Me: Great. Then go calculate the radius of your asshole.

by Unregistered December 28, 2005

Third grade education

Someone who's brain stopped working around about the third grade. They have aged, but they're still dumb as fuck.

Mordecai: "How are you gonna fix that with your third grade education?"
Rigby: "STOP TALKING!"

by TheAmazingAtom March 28, 2015

education

-kindergarten
-pre-school
-primary school
-high school
-college/university
-apply for a money based job.
WORK WORK WORK 'till ya die.

Bloody economics these days.

Life is based on money, first you must get education, find and get a job that earns lots of money, reproduce maybe, get some pleasure along the way, help the fucking society grow.
And if you can't deal with it, you don't get too far until you commit suicide.

by Kirsty06 January 2, 2009

Compulsory University Education Movement

Compulsory University Education Movement, also shortened as CUEM, is an intellectual and scientific movement that advocates University (Higher) Education should be compulsory such as elementary school and high school actually are. CUEM advocates that university fees and taxes should be heavily lowered or even abolished for people be able to graduate in higher education, and it also advocates that exams such as SAT and ENEM should be abolished since everyone will have access to higher education, those exams wouldn't be necessary for majority of universities.

"The Compulsory University Education Movement advocates that with University Education being compulsory, people will have more access to science and technology, and will be better prepared for life and for the future, it also advocates that university education is somehow already compulsory, but there aren't places for everyone and everyone should have access to them as they have to elementary school and high school."

by Full Monteirism January 11, 2021

education

A way to keep children busy and to deprive them of a childhood

Why the heck to i have to have an education?

by pri August 24, 2004

Physical Education

a subject the government forces kids to do in order to 'keep fit.'
when in reality, it is just an excuse to hire stupid people who couldn't make it as a refuse collector, to teach.

This should be demoted to an extra curricular activity as it is an excuse for all the dumb people (who think fitness is everything and will get them a job) to enjoy themselves. If they want to do it, do it after school, or let me take a big axe into the lesson so it can become more fun.

wow, i be da loves of da P.E doesn't u, yo, init

*smack*

ow man why you be hittin' me init

*bang*

*sound of person going everywhere*

by Walnut March 3, 2004

liberal education

Taking classes that you will never need in life, taught by professors who think that their class is ALL you need in life.

I'm going to be a lawyer, but my Geology 101 professor's syllabus makes me believe he is under the impression we are all going to be rock scientists. Liberal education at its finest.

by LakerPhan October 8, 2007