A channel on YouTube that consists of people that call themselves "experts" with about 140,000 instructional videos. Expertvillage has a variety of different how-to vids. Most of these are useless, and the ones that are actually worth looking at are usually poorly done.
Joe: I tried to learn how to do a kickflip from ExpertVillage, but the guy who was explaining it could hardly land it himself...
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Get the expectations mug.A problem faced by a person with specialized expertise in any area, in which the implications of the opinion are unpopular and likely to be rejected by those who need that expertise. For example, economists may be likely to know that, in some cases, a "market solution" is inherently impossible, but proposing an alternative is an exercise not merely in futility, but career suicide among those who employ economists. It arises because the expert knows more about the field than her employers.
The statistician was asked by his boss to make a case for risk homeostasis, but knowing better, he faced an expert's dilemma: telling the truth would get him tarred as a 'socialist.'
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Get the expert's dilemma mug.1). A joke used to refer to persons claiming to be experts in the field of social media. The punch-line being that those with enough expertise in the field know it's an impossible field to be an expert of.
2). A self proclaimed title by carpetbaggers and snakeoil salesman to mesmerize unsuspecting people with their recipes of easy "1,2,3" success in Social Media.
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