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Facebook Evangelist 

A person who constantly tells people (without a facebook) to get a facebook account (even if they don't plan on talking to that person once they get one.)
Person 1: Hey, do you have a Facebook?
Person 2: No, I don't.
Person 1: You really should get one...
(Person 1 goes on about all the wonderful atributes of Facebook.)
Person 2: Stop being a Facebook evangelist!
Facebook Evangelist by up@6aM March 21, 2009

Evangelyne 

A person with a great smile, so bright that it'll light up this whole world. A person that has such a kind heart and an amazing amount of kindness. Someone that you can depend on to talk about your problems. And also, Evangelyne motivates me to do better because the thought of her makes me do so much better in everything and anything. She's perfect in every way, and is an angel inside out. She's more than enough and she's limited edition. If you ever meet this person that i'm talking about, you're blessed. To me, theres nothing more important than keeping her smile going. When that smile fades, i'll do anything to keep that smile going. And if there's like an earthquake or something, she'll be that first person i'll call to make sure if she's okay. She's my first and only priority. She's the reason i'm making this and she's the reason that i'm here right now.
Evangelyne makes me lost for words.
Evangelyne by Big Doge August 14, 2014

Evangelion 

A brainfucker of an anime.
26 episodes, produced by Gainax, started airing in 1996, directed by the god-like Hideaki Anno.

See also: Serial Experiments Lain, Brianfucker, and Freuidian.
Hahahaha toast and panties (ep. 26)....
Evangelion by Hiro Protagonist February 16, 2004

Rust Evangelism 

The practice where Rust developers (aka evangelists) and cult followers harass other developers, code maintainers, and open source communities in order to get them to submit to the borrow checker and rewrite everything in Rust. They're known to cite Stackoverflow surveys that Rust is so loved, and that memory safety is free in Rust.
You know, Rust Evangelists proposed that Linux be rewritten in Rust.
Man, the amount of Rust Evangelism on Hacker News is just insane.
Rust Evangelism by CrazyDev February 17, 2021

mac evangelist 

(n) One who attempts to convert PC users to the world of mac. Generally tries to convert friends; however, any unsuspecting PC user may find themselves listening to a lecture on how the mac way is the only way to true computer enlightenment.
Josh, being the mac evangelist that he is, spent a good half an hour explaining why iPhoto is so much easier than anything Microsoft will ever develop.

Neon genesis evangelion 

the best way to worsen your mental health and need therapy
person 1:hey did you watch Neon Genesis evangelion?
person 2: I want to kill myself