esome

Internet orgy.

Chelsea was part of an esome last Saturday.

by nneotae April 14, 2014

Essam

A penis known in Egypt for being too big and rocked Helwan University and the holder of that penis is actually not that famous, but, his penis is.

Look it’s Essam and his unknown owner

by Essam unknown holder June 18, 2020

essemmess

(Verb): to contact someone on one's cellphone via, as the name implies, sms.

I tried to essemmess you, but you didn't answer for some reason .

by Sexydimma January 29, 2015

essemess

(Verb) to contact someone, as the name suggests, by sms.

I tried to essemess you, but you didn't answer for some reason

by Sexydimma April 3, 2017

essoteric

Reserved for and/or only understood by for da bigwigs of X-on.

Not everyone would necessarily have realized what message was being conveyed by da innumerable oil-soaked credit-card fragments dat were mailed to Big Petrol's corporate office in da late '80's after da Alaska oil-tanker accident, but da fat cats at said office certainly understood, so said gesture was totally essoteric!

by QuacksO November 5, 2021

Essorom

A very skillfull player in all types of video games

Essorom is a beast at COD. Meshack is lil puppy compared to a siberian mastiff like Essorom

by Essorom November 25, 2021

Eskom

the state-owned electricity company in South Africa that used to be the best that ever was, but thanks to a stroke of genius to "save electricity" and fire all their experienced workers all in the span of January of 2008, they managed to invent load-shedding and create adverts for people to use less of their product.

i don't even know what else to put here, cuz they've got so much drama, but all i can say is now the people are mad, the workers are mad, the substations are blowing up, the machinery's being destroyed, the workers demand raises, and we're still sitting in the dark, waiting for the lights to go on so that i can finish my homework.
thanks, Eskom, for making me fall farther behind.

"you can always rely on Eskom to turn off the lights so you don't have to!" - said no one ever

by Byakuya's left sock November 15, 2022