two ends in the middle

Running between two sides of a situation--bad-mouthing the opposing side to gain their trusts--to see who comes out on top.

"Look at that fool playing 'two ends in the middle' with those crews; No integrity, no honor."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

loose ends

1.When you are about to lose everything but trying to hold onto something
2.When things are not finished yet and you have to take care of them

1.Holding onto his loose ends
2.I need to tie my loose ends before I move onto something else

by Layarrr November 16, 2017

theres always two ends to one sausage

This is the ultimate saying that the legend samuel baxter came up with
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men

God didnt you know theres always two ends to one sausage

by mr boombastic March 12, 2008

come down my ends

It means that someone is implying that you should go down their area and see what happens- used commonly by south londoners-slang

Come down my ends ennit bruv

by TylerH07 January 22, 2018

I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore

the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)

Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?

Alex: what

Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.

by tessa{!!!!!} January 4, 2009

wake me up when september ends

A beautiful song by Green Day on their Album, American Idiot. The lyrics were written by Billie Joe Armstrong,
And is Basically About his Father dying of Lung cancer when Billie Joe was only ten, And how he grieved his loss. Which was a great loss. This is one of the most meaningful songs we have got in today's music in My opinion

As My Memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September Ends

by Music Junkie A.K.A Addicted Chain July 26, 2006

wake me up when september ends

a song that's really emotional originally written about billie's dad dying, NOT about summer or sept. 11 or the war in iraq or katrina BUT can be interpreted that way if you want.

a really great song but is becoming the next boulevard of broken dreams. now every radio station in the country plays this song to shit and every preppy poser idiot is screaming "i heart greenday!11!!111111 this is teh bestest song eva!!!!!! im totally teh biggest greenday fan eVa111!" when they only know this song and BoBD.

damn green day for being so mainstream.

(something that actually happened to me)

my friend: ooh, do you have green day on your ipod? me: uhh, YEAH. i have all their albums. her: omg, i LOVE wake me up when september ends. *listens to it* me: my favorite song is she. hear, listen to it. her: *listends* mm, i don't like it. *changes it back to wake me up when september ends* me: *fumes*

by superobsessivegreendayfan October 1, 2005