Blonde-dysmorphia

When you have blonde hair but still think you are a brunette. Forever thinking you are not blonde enough.

I just had my highlights done but my

blonde-dysmorphia thinks I'm still dark.

by Rhenium after dark March 31, 2023

Dylbo

Cambo’s big brother

“Hey Dylbo where’s my chapstick?!”

by Jebodiah February 15, 2018

reputation dysmorphia

The misperception of one's own personhood.

A (psychological) anxiety disorder in which the affected person is excessively complementary of his or her own character; has an exaggerated sense of self-worth and importance; overvalues his or her intellect, talents and beauty; and overestimates his or her popularity.

If George W. Bush thought he is universally loved he would clearly be suffering from a case of reputation dysmorphia.

by Videlma December 4, 2010

tan dysmorphia

always thinking you’re too pale or never tanned enough

addiction to tanning, fake tan or tanning beds

girl 1: “i tanned again, i look so pale”
girl 2: “i think you have tan dysmorphia”
girl 1: “i think you’re right”

by dragonqueen123 October 9, 2023

DYLMA

An abbreviation of the phrase, "Do you love me anymore?"

Used when you don't want the person to know that you're asking them the question.

Janice: Hey Josh, DYLMA?

Josh: What?

Janice: Nothing...

by WafflesOfTheBlue August 31, 2016

Boyfriend Dysmorphia

When your friend thinks a guy is hot … but he is so not. For example, when a girl thinks a nice, but short, fat, bald man 10 years older than her is hot ...

Girl, you have boyfriend dysmorphia if you think that sad old geek is hot.

by AkAussie September 21, 2018

DYMO

DYMO: (Die-mo) DYMO is the short name for DYMO Camp, an annual summer camp held in West Michigan for Catholic teens. DYMO Camp is organized as part of DYMO Ministries, Inc. (www.dymo.org)

I had an amazing week at DYMO!

Are you going to DYMO this year?

by Bob Bacik May 23, 2008