dweitzel

(v): to flatulate frequently in one’s cubicle and office surrounding. Usually heightened following consumption of Mexican cuisine.

Related Terms:
Dweitzelitis (n): a disorder involving increased level of flatulence in a cubicle or an enclosed office space. Dweitzelitis can be caused by increased consumption of Mexican foods.
Call Dr. Drew to learn about other symptoms or for treatment.

While in the board meeting, Billy thought that he had to dweitzel, but defecated instead. His colleagues had berated him mercilessly.

Although he acted as though nothing had happened, Steven had been dweitzeling all day.

by Joellie & Kim June 2, 2006

Ditzkrieg

The act of committing a surprising number of stupid, airheaded actions in a series. Combines the term "ditz" with "blitzkrieg".

"Dude I went on a total ditzkrieg at work today. First I forgot about my client meeting and walked in wearing my jeans and baseball cap, then I totally blanked on the name of a co-worker right in front of her!

by Andreafdz June 19, 2008

ditzkrieg

An attacking political speech given by an incompetent candidate, or by an associate of same

She thought her fiery attack on the incumbent would sway the electorate, but I thought it was a total ditzkrieg.

by dr foo October 21, 2010

Ditz tard

A mentally ill lady gaga wanna be who wears 80's pump sneakers and weird front butt spandex pants with a forceful sorority whore attitude to try and fit in with normal people.

Daniel: Did you notice that fine ass bitch in the bathroom?

Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.

by tsunbot September 24, 2011

DWIT

Dealing With Intrusive Thoughts. this is the episode of Sanders Sides where everyone’s favorite trash man comes in. he enjoys eating deodorant, and making jokes like “There’s a snake in my butt” and “i love getting two ds at once” (they were not talking about dicks but he decided they were now) (also snakes have two dicks so he might be saying he’s fucking janus (deceit)) literally the whole episode is about him m

“Yo did you watch DWIT”
“yeah remus is kinda disturbing but pretty epic”

by i ship everyone September 27, 2020

Ditzy McCumfuck

- The lowest of the low.
- See "asshole", "shitstain"
- A mixture of being both an idiot and a prick.

Matt: I just found out that the girl who rejected me got cancer a few months ago! What a loser!

John: God you're such a Ditzy McCumfuck.

by agoodusername May 25, 2021

deitz nuts

A phrase referring to the commercial by Dietz & Watson advertising their protein, savory sausage bites. In the commercial they parody the"Deez Nuts" meme in a humorous way.

"We like to think of them as the world’s first meat nuts" - Deitz & Watson

These? Deitz nuts. Yeah, grab a handful of dietz nuts.

by Hisuye November 6, 2022