Dumbledork

A fuck up that rises to the wizarding level.

He bitched about his job on Facebook but forgot his boss was a friend. What a dumbledork!

by dagda825 December 29, 2015

dumbledore

v.; to burn, scar, blacken and otherwise damage some part of the body, particularly a hand.
From the name Dumbledore, character in the series of Harry Potter books, whose hand is injured and is scarred permanently.

You don't put your hand into acid unless you want it dumbledored.

by Princess Aranel September 16, 2005

Outing Dumbledore

An unnecessary reveal after the fact; a potentially upsetting or annoying detail that is unrelated to the main idea or storyline.

“Dude, it turns out my mom pooped on the delivery table when I was born.”
“Bruh, way to be outing Dumbledore.”

by randominternetloser June 7, 2020

Double Dumbledore

When a girl is getting dp'd and the guys high five and proclaim "You're a Hairy Wizard!!" The guys also need to be dressed as their favorite Harry Potter characters.

Dude, remember when we pulled a Double Dumbledore on that chick last night?!

by Dinodude90 October 4, 2022

The Dumbledor

When you are in the act of oral sex, cum on a girls chin so that it looks like Dumbledore's beard!

My girlfriend was giving me head during Harry Potter and i jizzed on her chin and it looked like The Dumbledore!

by The Dumbledore Man! November 29, 2011

Snape killed Dumbledore

An expression inspired by the 2005 internet fad around the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince in which the character Snape kills Dumbledore.

"Snape killed Dumbledore" is closest in meaning to shit happens or I don't give a shit and is is used as an unsympathetic comeback, similar to Jesus wept.

Guy 1: "Balls. I just failed another Calc test. Another, and I'll fail the class."
Guy 2: "Snape killed Dumbledore, you know? You always complain about failing classes, why don't you study for once?"

by Ben Dover! May 26, 2006

dumbledork

a person with wrinkles and an enormous nose. they like chemistry, but are failing PE.

You dumbledork!

by poniterd February 19, 2009