Dipstick

One who has the intelligence of an oil dipstick in a car. Usually the oil is dirty and "not too bright" much like the person being described here.

I see that the sun doesn't shine on your field you dipstick!

by Buck May 9, 2003

dipstick jim

one who does oil changes and forgets to put oil back in, causing engine failure. FUCKING AWESOME!

dipstick jim really did a fucking number on that focus didn't he?....lol

by j bizzle the diesel fizzle April 23, 2006

Kentucky Dipstick

Whence entering a female from the backside doggy-style whilst enjoying a hearty lipper of chaw, the act of pulling out of the vay-jay, hawking a copious amount of dip spit on to your peenie and then plunging into the poor girl's poopshoot. Kentucky dipstick.

I decided to check my girl's oil, and surprise her with a righteous ol' Kentucky dipstick.

by CreepyStevie September 1, 2009

dipstick

when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.

My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009

freaky dipstick

the male genitalia in erect form

I'm going to check her oil with my freaky dipstick.

by Grandpajonny July 14, 2005

Gabble headed dipstick

One who is being incredibly stupid there for needing to be told so, so they don't get offended.

" That was so lame you gabble headed dipstick!"

by Nick123465 February 1, 2008

Dipsticking

Sticking a q-tip up your butt and rubbing it on the inside a persons nose. Usually performed on someone who is sleeping.

I will be dipsticking Bubba tonight.

by o0sambo0o September 5, 2008