Almost any mention of politics is great douchebait. Take a firm position and watch the feeding frenzy.
I criticized some parents for using their child's image as a profile pic on Facebook and it proved to be a perfect piece of douchebait.
I criticized some parents for using their child's image as a profile pic on Facebook and it proved to be a perfect piece of douchebait.
by Darren O'Donnell May 2, 2011
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1. A male who is so confused with his own sexuality, he washes his penis with a small plastic water bottle.
2. A combination of a douchebag and a dickweed.
1. A male who is so confused with his own sexuality, he washes his penis with a small plastic water bottle.
2. A combination of a douchebag and a dickweed.
1. "Man that fag was so drunk! What a douchedick!"
2. "After seeing the way he drives, I have determined he is a complete douchedick."
2. "After seeing the way he drives, I have determined he is a complete douchedick."
by Clint & Cherise October 28, 2005
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One who portrays the characteristis of one of many "douche" varieties on a consistent - almost habitual - basis.
Possibly a compound word originating from "douchebag" and "tool"
Possibly a compound word originating from "douchebag" and "tool"
"Man, everytime I see that guy he's acting like the same douche he's always been. Can't he get a hint? It's like he's not even human - like some kind of DOUCHEBOT."
by asefi October 3, 2007
Get the douchebot mug.An outfit normally worn by douchebags that hang out at places that they don't belong. For example, your mom's birthday party, or your cousin's bah-mitzvah.
Douchefits can contain (but are not limited to) leather pants, platform shoes, spiked bracelets and choke-collars, wallet chains, concert t-shirts, jeans that are too small for you, things bought from Gadzooks mall stores, etc.
Douchefits can contain (but are not limited to) leather pants, platform shoes, spiked bracelets and choke-collars, wallet chains, concert t-shirts, jeans that are too small for you, things bought from Gadzooks mall stores, etc.
"Dude, yesterday at my cousin's graduation party, Camden (<--- douche name) showed up in a total douchefit thinking it would get him laid. What a fuckin' loser."
by MrMikeBinSch February 25, 2009
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by SMKoch April 27, 2011
Get the douchebitch mug.a person who is being such a douche they need to be fed douches and douches need to be shoved down their throats.
by bearjewib July 14, 2010
Get the doucheeater mug.Slang term for a Ducati brand motorcycle when it is ridden by someone who is inept, elitist, over-confident, or just using their wealth to show off. The rider (the douche) feels they are above riding any other more affordable (and more reliable) make of motorcycle.
by justamechanic May 7, 2013
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