dootch

a compliment directed at a male audience with the intention to flatter or turn on.

Girl: "Fraser your such a dootch"
Fraser: "lets have sex"

by dootchman1234567890 February 11, 2010

dooche canoe

used for the import and export of dooche.

hey scotty pack me a popper.""no."" ur a dooche canoe.

by whorewood December 1, 2010

Doochie

when your having sex and a penis falls out of your girls vagina

oh you have a doochie!

by MrSHm3L0. November 10, 2019

Donch

to release a large amount of excrement from one's bowels.

Man, I have to drop a huge donch. You know where the bathroom is?

Sorry honey, I can't go to see your mother. I gotta stay at home and donch all day.

by Donchy Kong July 12, 2010

dooche

misspelling of the word "douche" that many people on "urban dictionary" use to define douchey things like dooche burgers.

This misspelling is also associated with duche or dooshe but there are more misspellings.
Learn proper English before you try to define a word in that language

(in text)
J: ur dads a dooche dood
JP: well ur a dumbass douche
J: Dooooooood!

by paul sulivan November 25, 2010

donche

To shove ones fingers up a friend's rectum whilst yelling DONCHE! commonly used in college dorms and frat houses. Suitable for men and women as long as not in a relationship together. Recommended for close friends only.

Bro#1 cooking himself dinner in kitchen, (hears door open and close)

Bro#1: "who is it?"
Bro#2: "DONCHE!" as he shoves pointer and middle finger up friends butt aiming for rectum.

Bro#1: "Ah shit you got me agian"
Bro#2: "DUDE you got my fingers wet!!!

Bro#1: "sorry bro" continues cooking

by elk ridge bros + LLC E 303 June 28, 2010

Doosch

Someone so beyond "understanding" the real meaning you can actually hear the wind woosching through or over their head. Person needs handed their ID10T form.

That dude is driving a pimped out Escalade with a "What Would Buddha Do Sticker." - Buddha wouldn't drive an Escalade - Doosch!

by RealWhirled October 21, 2010