hoffle donkus

An ingrown hair on the asshole.

Jordon, you're a Hoffle Donkus

by Hoffledonkus May 8, 2015

donism

an accidental activity whereby a person destroys everything in their path, in a comic way.

Billy falls over breaking 5 glasses.

Tina: That is such a donism Billy.

by donskin August 5, 2008

Dongus

Australian slang. A variant on dofus or drongo - in particular the species Jackster Backster Adelaidus

Jack, your mother wants you to stop being such a dongus

by mummy dearest February 4, 2010

Donkus

A simple minded meathead. Similar in stature to the lummox, but not without positive qualities. Often kept in a group for the hi-jinx that his nature naturally brings about.
Meshes well with the dingus.

"Hey Duder, is Bartholomew a retardo or what?"

"Nah, bruh, that donkus is the balls! I didnt know what giggles were til he came thru"

"Skittles. Wanna grab a fish taco?"

"Nah, but i bet you a foreskin that donkus grabs Darlas taco before we tuck in."

"Don't degrade women, Jessup."

by SkillMarson February 29, 2016

Fungus Dongus

A bacterial infection that encompasses the male genitalia and often spreads up into the anus resulting in very intense stimulation. The only cure for this is to ejaculate into your own anus requiring at least 4.5 inches flaccid, though most often it’s preferred to not cure the infection and enjoy intense orgasms.

Fungus Dongus is very fun time that looks a very not fun time. Everybody should want Fengus Dongus on their dick

by TrollEverything69 June 28, 2022

Dongus

A Animal the refers to a very sexual condiments. For example porn of other inappropriate things. It also goes by the name weenie butt.

Look at the dongus.

by Worship the camels January 20, 2018

Donfusing

When a dumb person says the word confusing with the letter d.

Anonymous: Does that make sense?
RedCircle: It's much more donfusing.
Anonymous: Dumb face.

by Anonymous March 21, 2005