nut dandruff

When dried semen cakes up on your pubes

She told me she was innocent but the nut dandruff on her snatch proved otherwise.

by shutupshutupshutupshutup February 13, 2015

spicy dandruff

spicy dandruff is the best food to exist and should be a taffy flavor

mwa mwa gimme some spicy dandruff taffy pweasee

by akpooch April 25, 2022

candy cane dandruff

Excessive bits, shards, and particles of candy dust that result from the process of unwrapping a new and pristine or broken-in-the-wrapper candy cane. The release of said particles is perpetuated by the additional cracking and/or further breakage of said candy cane.

Melissa: Did you see Robert today? His shirt's covered with so much dandruff! Doesn't he ever wash his hair?!

Sue Anne: Silly Melissa! ((eye roll inserted here)) That's not head dandruff. Robert's on a candy cane binge. All those boxes he got on clearance sale after Christmas... those white flakes and dust all over his shirt and desk is candy cane dandruff.

by Tsarstepan November 22, 2011

dandruff

when some loser promises that hes gonna come, but at the last fuckin second he chicken shits out

riley: where the fuck is Thomas????
me: that fuckin dandruff ditched us for golf

by elburro March 3, 2008

pubic dandruff

The flaky white stuff found around your junk.

I would like something to make this salad zesty, how about I add some pubic dandruff?

by Harold Stonitsch July 16, 2007

vagina dandruff

bits of dried up cum stuck to the pubic hairs and vagina of a woman

that hobo left loads of vagina dandruff on my porch!
i used her vagina dandruff as substitute for my parmesan cheese on my pasta :)

by exoticsushi July 18, 2011

devil's dandruff

cocaine

Let's snort some of the devil's dandruff.

by metallicatze January 2, 2012