dolphin

The best "animal" to have sex with.

"boy she fucked like a dolphin"

by dodochaser July 1, 2005

dolphin

The best animal in the world..its probually smarter then all these pervs who wrote what that was. Its a mammal that lives in the sea and are very smart

i saw a dolphin today...it was guiding a boat through the harbor...not having sex!!

by Shelley k June 21, 2005

dolphinately

A douche bag way of saying definitely

"Wanna meet me in the bathroom to do a bump?" "Dolphinately!"

by Rubber Tramp July 28, 2015

Dolphin

To mistakenly place your penis in your girl's anus in the act of love making; causing her painful, surprised, and totally ancestral grell (combination growl and high pitched yell) causing her to sound like a dolphin,

I.e.: Gnnnnngaaaahhhh,eeeeeekkkkkkkk, NAghhhhhhhhh, or any combination thereof.

1. Don't dolphin her while doggy style bro . Aim like Robin Hood.
2. Sorry I dolphined you ,babe.

3. Don't dolphin me bae. That shit ain't funny !!!!!!!
4. An intentional and allowed dolphin outcome is truffle butter.

by Bertikus Maximus June 26, 2017

Dolphins

Shitty football team from Miami who always get their asses kcked by the Patriots.They're the biggest group of choke artists in the NFL.

The dolphins always blow dick

by Oscar September 13, 2004

Dolphin

When a guy is screwing a girl from behind and he tries to stick a finger in her butthole, to which she responds by turning her head back towards the guy, and in a high pitch tone, starts squeaking, "UH UH UH UH!"

I tried to put my finger in my girl's ass last night, but she gave me a dolphin!

by BrownBagger1000 February 28, 2011

dolphins

somebody who has a really bad speech impediment and you cant understand at all

Brandon and Johny are both dolphins!

by diabetes ) December 6, 2018