doink

This is a Northern Irish term used to describe £1. It is usually used by people from a low socio-economic group with poor income and poor literate skills.

Sophie: Have you got a doink so i can buy some liquor

Ruairi: Fuck off, i need to buy mine u scavenging bastard!

by fuzz foster February 14, 2010

doink

to steal something and not return it back

I left my bling in my room and some motherfucker doinked it

by Melsy December 28, 2005

Doink

The bass kicking in during a dance/rave tune!!

Man, this tune has one banging doink

by FAST=HARD May 21, 2009

Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z

Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.

by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019

Doink

A person who is acting in a stupid manner. Usually used when your parents are around and you can't curse.

Gosh! Your such a doink!

by Fluffybeltran June 7, 2011

Doink

unlike boinking someone, which consists of vaginal sex, doinking would be taking the less traveled road on a wimb. aka baby got back.

she wouldn't let me boink her so i doinked her!

by djkak February 16, 2009

doink

To do someone up the ass.

"you just poke me you weirdo? i knew you were into doinkin boys!!!"

by Noodle Man March 19, 2007