documents

What one calls sheets of tree pulp when wanting the information written on them to seem important.

Please look over these documents at your earliest convenience.

by ASPG February 28, 2009

documentrix

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products who admittedly knows nothing about the software but insists upon asking an unending series of unnecessary questions and stands in your cube until you answer. Calling you at home on weekends is not out of bounds.

Bill: Hey, Mark, guess who called last night?
Mark: Let me guess, the documentrix.
Bill: Yeah, I almost interrupted my paddle whacking to answer the phone but I saw it was her number.
Mark: You couldn't finish after that, could you?
Bill: No. Pretty disappointing.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

documentress

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products.

Bill: Say, Mark, who's the new girl?
Mark: She's the new documentress.
Bill: Wow, I feel my pencil getting sharper already.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

Documentational

Of and relating to documentation.

The only follow up items are documentational in nature.

by Moreso September 8, 2016

document dad

the equivalent of a snack dad but for documents; a document dad always has the passports and tickets handy on family vacations

I couldn't find my passport - thank god I have a document dad!

by doris and boris November 16, 2019

Passing documents

When a younger man is acting all james bond with an older married lady. Passing documents is the term given to their clandestine trysts

Wheres Jay at tonight lads, hes off 'passing documents' to Joan

by El Wez May 23, 2018

'Look at the documentation!'

when someone gets annoyed by ignorant souls when they ask stupid or too many questions

dumb brains: hey, can you help us w/ matlab?
superior being: 'Look at the documentation!'

by pippa22 April 6, 2019