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dilemma

Nelly's dilemma was whether to leave his girlfirend for the new girl he was in love with, which has a child, or to just stay with his girlfriend.
by Jessika Perey February 27, 2008
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diblet

Short small annoying person. The kind of guy who has a really high voice and rambles about nothing. The kind of guy you can't see if hes right next to you because he is so short.
"Hi guys (voice breaks nearest window)" other people "where did that come from". "Down here" says diblet brett. "Oh there you are". Says peers who snicker
by ballin23 March 17, 2008
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diglett

A Pokemon of the ground type. Arguably the best Pokemon in the entire series.
Diglet dig, Diglet dig, TRIO TRIO TRIO!
by sharpz October 24, 2004
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diflection

this is when reminiscing is used as an avoidance defense mechanism during conversation, for either a subject or question. Ultimately the questioner or subject raiser will forget their point or lose interest leaving you safe.
Example of avoiding a question
Paul: what have you done with my rabbit?
jericho: Rabbits (sigh) remember when you were at school at it would be your turn to take the rabbit home and you'd feel all warm and excited........etc

Example of Subject avoidance
Kaiser: i love football!
bill: i remeber the time i was hit in the balls by a football ruptured both my testes couldn't piss pain free for a month.
by mark case October 30, 2004
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Smoker's Dilemma

The situation where any given smoker is driving while smoking, during a down pour of rain. The smoker is faced with the choice of either getting rained on or rolling up the window and suffocating themselves.
Ole Sharon was needing her nicotine dose when she was incoherently faced with the "Smoker's Dilemma". She rolled her window up to avoid ruining her mullet perm and later suffocated in the car.
by Clintawesome August 24, 2010
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dible

1. the feeling of being slapped in the face with a bloody tampon.

2. the satisfied feeling after performing a dirty sexual act.
Mary was simply dible after masturbating to Carl's buttercups.
by courtney paige August 23, 2006
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give birth to a diglett

to take a shit, curl one off, drop the kids of at the pool etc in reference to the turd like pokemon
by Monk286 May 28, 2009
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