Ditmer

A vagina which is larger in size than the penis that is attempting to penetrate the void.

A vagina that provides little friction in relation to the relatively small girth of a penis.

"Damn GIRL! You have a ditmer! I can't feel your vaginal walls against my dick!"

"Bitch! You whore! Your vagina is too loose for my penis!"

by Stephanno January 24, 2008

dictum

A conjunction of the words "dick" and "rectum". Although it supposedly means an order or decree, it actually is a discreet insult used when insulting someone of a lower IQ than yourself.

"Tom, you're a dictum".

by YoureADictum April 3, 2006

DITHUMS

To give love while being gentle

the man and woman caressed each other while
dithums were soon two come.

by Glen Thrall May 23, 2003

Dittmar Syndrome

Someone that lies so often they can no longer tell the truth because doing so would eliminate their existence as a person.

dittmar syndrome, causes a person to tell strangers he/she is jewish..when in fact, everyone knows they are lying.

by ChipTheRipper5000 July 23, 2020

D'Angelo DiTommaso

A D'Angelo is a spicy individual who has achieved god-hood due to a lack of ass. It is said if you witness a D'Angelo, your spice levels will increase. The species of D'Angelo controls everything Spicy and will take control of the world. D'Angelo's have been spotted protecc Spoonel. Reasons as to why are not yet confirmed.

D'Angelo DiTommaso is spicy.

by SpicyKinght November 22, 2019

theodora ditommaso

theodora ditommaso is another word for poop.

look at that theodora ditommaso over there ew!!

by sillyperson May 8, 2020

Dittmerian Homophobia

This is the kind of homophobia that is done typically in an attempt to hide the fact that you are yourself grotesquely gay. You see yourself out and about, making constant humor, jokes, pokes, and jabs at others for actually being gay, yet you yourself know that nothing would be more hot than bending over and getting it in the bunghole from a very big Gay Bear man, only to have him smurf you.

This of course is not to be confused with Weaverian Homophobia , where the same kind of humor is used, but you arent actually trying to find the fact that you yourself are gay, and everyone around you knows it.

"You know making a photo of someone and taggin their head onto it in some really ghey way is just hardcore Dittmerian Homophobia at work man, come outta the close dude."

by ThoughtlessClaymore April 3, 2007