Dilum 

Dilum is dumb. Dilum will most probably grow up and get STD by 'accident'. Dilum loves men. Dilum are also the horniest people alive.

"Why are you being such a Dilum!"
"Dilum's only belong in Mental Heath Facilities."
"STOOOOOOOP! Why are you so Dilum!"

Dilum by aLahigh January 11, 2019

Dilum 

He is super gay and a fag, he follows you around. In Chinese might legend dilum is a massive dildo that existed 99999 years ago. If you chant his name in the mirror 3 times he stalks you for life slapping you but If you call him gay he runs of like a pussy watching you in the distance.

Hey I though got I saw diulm behind you, you have to call him gay and he’ll run or he’ll countine to slap you

Dilum definition is super gay and he’s a fag, a phantom of gayness

Dilum by Killer slayer 69 January 11, 2019

Diluc 

Red-haired beauty that slangs the thickest dong in Mondstadt. The moment you look in his eyes, you'll bust one of the fattest nuts you've had in your life.

Person 1: Diluc is literally so pretty, my cock springs up just looking at him.
Donna: Same, except I don't have a cock.

Diluc by Aneda November 3, 2020

Ultimate Dilemma 

The state a person finds themselves in when they have diarrhea and have to throw up at the same time.

Ted had eaten a bad batch of clams which landed him in the bathroom, when he was faced with the "ultimate dilemma."

Does he get off the toilet and regurgitate in it, and take the chance on soiling himself from additional diarrhea, or does he try to reach for the bathtub while on the toilet, and chance throwing up all over his clothes?

Ultimate Dilemma by Kraegarth October 14, 2012

hedgehog's dilemma 

The phrase hedgehog's dilemma refers to the notion that:

(1) The closer two beings come to one another in a relationship, the more likely it might be for them to inflict psychological pain on each other
(2) Yet if they remain apart, they each might feel the roughly-equivalent (psychological) pain of loneliness.

This notion comes from the conjecture that hedgehogs, with sharp spines on their backs, might hurt each other if they get too close. It is a character trait believed to be possessed by some individuals, in real life as well as in works of fiction, sometimes causing anti-social behaviours, often allegedly caused by an unpleasant past experience of intimate relationships. A person who suffers from the hedgehog's dilemma will usually avoid becoming too close or involved with someone, due to fear of another similar, possibly painful, experience, such as they had experienced in the past.

Porcupines are a better example of the hedgehog's dilemma due to their commonly known dangerously sharp spines. As you can imagine, getting too close to them will provoke them and might force a few spines in you in self defense.

hedgehog's dilemma by amachi February 16, 2008

Diluc 

a master, a tycoon, a defender of justice, and the richest daddy of mondstadt. he is every teenage girl's dream. handsome, filthy rich, emotionally constipated due to trauma.

classic tsundere, too. ugly ass vase on his winery is proof enough.

Kaeya: Come on, now. Don't pull a Diluc on me.
Aether: Hmph. Knights of Favonius, always so ineffecient. 🙄😤

Diluc by chaelattae May 22, 2021

diluc 

a red haired beauty and owns a massive horse schlong. psst he won't tell you this but he hates the knights of favonius. he's basically batman but sexier and has a cliche tragic past. he doesn't work with anyone cause he knows that peeps will start nutting whenever they're near him. oh and he owns a winery cause that's just the sexy mf he is

simp 1: hey did u pull diluc last night

simp 2: na bro, i spent $100 to get him but he won't fucking come home.

diluc by thegumstuckondilucsshoe December 27, 2020