Distancelexia

A defect of the eye in which a person looks appealing and fit from a distance but upon closer view becomes less attractive.

Wow that girl got a fat ass ...wait, no she don't, it looks like a bag of rice puddin' up close. Damn Distancelexia!

by 5entral88 November 16, 2016

Distance Learning

a dumb thing that schools do during quarantine to piss their students off

Student 1: Man I Hate Distance Learning
Student 2: Same Bro

by idiot face 69 June 5, 2020

Long Distance Yawn

A long distance yawn occurs when a person takes a video of themselves yawning and sends it to someone else who proceeds to yawn after seeing it.

"Dude, take a video me yawning and text it to someone."

"What the fuck for?"

"Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny."

"A long distance yawn!"

"Exactly!"

by BWG_wsu January 25, 2010

O'Hanlon Distance

The O'Hanlon Distance is the distance measured between the midpoint of both mouth and genitila for the purposes of calculating optimal groupings for 69 and other geometric based sex positions.

Nose to nuggets and lips to lips.

The O'Hanlon distance between the basketball player and the midget was sub optimal.

by 3rdfloor January 30, 2014

distance runner

distance runners can go long and hard, do it outside, in the woods, and on the move. girl distance runners have quite the butt.

that distance runner sure can move fast.

by H March 29, 2005

Long Distance Relationship

People who can make things work no matter how far away they are or where they are. They truely love each other to make there love last

Catherine is in a long distance relationship with a boy named Devin who is two states away from her, yet she still loves him.

by Jackie Jessica D'Larace August 3, 2012

bone distance

1. The maximum extent one will travel to get their bone on.
2. How far your mom is from me.

Baby, you're so dead to me. You're past my bone distance.

My bone distance is only 5 minutes... unless she's hot, then I'd give it 20.

by Jules Santana and Darius Miles October 20, 2008